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2012-07-10

Not My Dream [Comma Optional] Wife

My wife just asked me, "Did you ask me for a pen in the middle of the night?"

"No." I answer, puzzled.

"Well, there is one on this table" - in the dining room.

She continues with a chuckle, "I had the strangest dream you kept asking me for a pen, and I kept saying, 'There is one in there in the dining room', what a strange dream".

I am thinking, yes, that is kinda strange.

Then she hauls a basket of socks from the laundry room before asking me, "Is this thing anything?" - yes, those were her eXact words.

I bet you can guess what my answer was. If you guessed "No", then the answer to your answer about my answer is no, you should know better than that.

"Yes", I simply say, before I even see It.

She hands me a dark piece of plastic coated metal that requires I eventuaLLy photograph it so you too can be as puzzled as me. But I wiLL keep you in suspense and publish this first without a picture.

Then I thought, I hope I don't lose it before I photograph it, that would be reaLLy terrible.
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9 comments:

  1. fmcgmccllcJuly 10, 2012 at 1:36 PM

    I hate that, both the not knowing and the losing before identification.

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  2. Rob Z ToborJuly 10, 2012 at 3:21 PM

    OOO oOOO ooooo OOOOo what is it, is it huge and dome shaped almost not of this world with unidentified writing and a mysterious glow in the dark .......... ..... ......... .......... ........

    You can hide in in the Empire of Rob as treasure if you like...

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  3. esbbostonJuly 10, 2012 at 4:02 PM

    Rob: hahahahahahahaha, I have been thinking off and on aLL day of where and how to photogra(b)h The Object, and I should include it being shot in The Empire of Rob as weLL, so it is suddenly becoming mORe complex, oh dear, in its presentation.

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  4. Julie HutchinsonJuly 11, 2012 at 1:33 AM

    Oh boy - that game is never ending in my house. I'm sure we have more strange objects in the kitchen (that belong in someone's shed) than my husband has in his shed.

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  5. MiaJuly 11, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    The test for Alzheimer's is pretty easy.

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  6. esbbostonJuly 11, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    Mia: What? Who are you?

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  7. esbbostonJuly 11, 2012 at 3:06 PM

    Rob: Update: I am in pre-production and planning for shooting the Thing.

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  8. Rob Z ToborJuly 11, 2012 at 5:28 PM

    Mia is right you know, but I agree with you

    Hang on what was I going to say

    AH yes

    Mia is right you know

    And good luck with the Photo

    Ooooo yes before I forget

    Mia is right you know

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  9. esbbostonJuly 11, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    Rob: Who is this 'Mia'? Hold it, who are you? More importantly, who am I?

    hahahaha. hahahahaha. ha.

    Rob, do you read Mia? She just gave an interesting outline for a trip. I gave her an idea for setting a world's record on her trip in a comment below it.

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