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2011-12-31

Final Note

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2011 This has been a truly marvelous year!  We (as a human married couple) have learned several new things and performed a lot of eXperi...
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I Must Go Down To The Sink Again

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I am on the couch reading in the living room. Cooper comes out from the bedroom and complains, standing there in the hallway. I tell him...

I Am Not of Odd

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Odd ? 6 AM After suffering the incessant early morning rumble of the neighbors car as it warms up for twenty minutes, an investment in an e...
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2011-12-29

My Water Broke

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I am cooking breakfast for the last time. On a massive scale anyway for awhile, my son goes home to Washington state today. So I won't b...
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2011-12-28

Mitch

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I read a news article about a traveler named Mitch Gilbert, of Greenwood Village, Colorado, who found $10,000 cash in envelopes in a cab at ...
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Max-I-Can Food

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O uch. M uch. Tu mmyrumbly. 3 AM . Perhaps the results of Max- I -Can food (?) Actually it was Max- I -Can Tex Mexican food (!) Well, I was...
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2011-12-27

Horror Zone Tell Tale

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No, no "horror", silly audio-to-text translator. It's a Horizontal Tale for the title, I am just too lazy to get out of bed, a...
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2011-12-26

A Tip for Brazil Nut Farmers

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A friend of mine posted a note about Brazil nuts being unusually high in radioactivity. So I investigated the situation and came up with thi...
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2011-12-25

Something Wikked I Forgot

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I was just now reading about the history of Wikipedia and remembered that I had invented a similar system for our laboratory for documention...
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2011-12-24

Alexander The Question Mark

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This is a questionaire about Alexander The Great. Have fun! A) Do you think Alexander the Great was "Great"? B) If you could ch...
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2011-12-23

Colorado: The Worst Joke Ever

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(I wrote this punch line yesterday for someone else and decided to reuse it in another joke on my own blog. Later today I will give you anot...
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2011-12-21

Once You Go Fret, It's Best To Forget

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My friend shared the results of the Facebooq app called: What is your American Indian Name? My friend put in his name and got: Frets ab...
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2011-12-20

Soothe Korea

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While listening to the news about North Korea they are talking about the son taking over for the father in leading the country, calling him ...
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2011-12-19

The Non Santa Clues

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I have gathered strong evidence that Santa Claus may not be real! How? I noticed that Santa Claus was on separate teleBision commercials...
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2011-12-18

Mix One Part Hatred with Two Parts Goofiness, Then Stir Slowly

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Don't you just hate it when you ask your dog a question and he just stands there and doesn't answer, no tail wag, no smile, not anyt...
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2011-12-16

Hoo-ray for Gweenie-B !!!

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T oday is an interesting day. One of the people I follow closely in blog-land got Blogger's Blog of Note award. I have never had that ha...
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2011-12-15

What's Wrong

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Hah! I just figured out what's wrong with my life! I have gone waaaaaay tooooooooo long without listening AND watching Maria Bamford. I ...
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2011-12-14

I May Now Date Movie Stars

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I found out today that someone paid seven thousand dollars for a date with Scarlett Johansson. BUT he didn't show up for the date. There...
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2011-12-13

Mirror Crime Stories

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2011.12.12 Silly T he strange thing I h eard today while trying to ignore the teleBision in the room, in a very serious scene in a tropic...
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2011-12-12

Yawn - H.B.N.S.

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I'm tired of winter already and it hasn't even officially began. I am inventing a process that allows you to sleep for a long time p...
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2011-12-10

I Wonder Why Cain Is Not Able

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I wonder why Hermain Cain doesn't think he is Eve-n Able to be president? Does he view himself at present to be too dented to be preside...
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CDO for Spaces and Spices

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My friend has a cat picture with the words I have CDO it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE My ...
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2011-12-07

OCD = Omniscient Cleaning Device

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T hank you General Electric for wasting my time a nd water a nd laundry detergent a nd money a nd natural gas a nd electricity I foun...
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2011-12-06

The Outer Realm of Insomnia: A Sweet Liquid Death

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I've reached an almost five thirty A.M. no el sleepo Forgive me, I don't feel like wasting the effort today to include periods on t...
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2011-12-05

Bull Frog Dog

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My friend mentioned that her dog just leaped like a bu ll frog. My Response: What noi-ses does he says? Anything close to "rib bit...
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2011-12-04

What My Wife Is Up To

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‎"I'm the funny one today!" - I didn't say that. Just a little wellness barometer for you on how the main girl in my life ...
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2011-12-02

Happy John Dazed Days

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Two wonderful elderly people, both named John, have a conversation while I am waiting for a pharmacy order.  John The Customer, a man that ...

I Have Proof: Escaped Gorillas of Dallas Texas

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I walked up to my truck in Dallas. There on the parking lot beside the left front tire was a freshly discarded banana peel. My first though...
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The A-Banned-On of Hungary

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Hmm, sorry, I'm busy thinking, what, oh, what is the stupidest thing I have seen today, (?), hmmm, I wonder if it could be the new law i...
2011-11-30

I Fill I

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Yea! I managed to get a blog post published every day for November completing the NaBloPoMo goal. Actually I did an eXtra nine. So here is m...
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2011-11-29

I Am Not Allergic To Animated Bees

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I survived the "Bee Movie" I did notice that some of the bee voices sounded like familiar famous human actors. I wonder how long...
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2011-11-28

I Need H.E.L.P.

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My Invention for Today: H.E.L.P. - Helium Emergency Lift Pack - a backpack that motorcyclists can wear that detects collisions/accidents and...
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2011-11-27

All Five Vowels

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Today's Spanish Lesson: farmaceutico - pharmacist - I found a Spanish word with all five vowels. I discovered this while getting help ...
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2011-11-26

An Almost a Quarter of a Horse, Majestic with Sad Eyes

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Yesterday, Black Friday, was totally the wrong day to try to go to a Super WalMart just to try, again emphasis try , to get Cooper some raw ...
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2011-11-25

The Battle of the Bulge of My Router

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I finally convinced my I nternet S ervice P rovider (ISP) that something was wrong with my 3G-4G hot spot mobile router. I couldn't get ...