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2012-03-29

Dream Induced Abdominal Pain

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I wake up today (more than once) with severe abdominal pain. Why? Because I am having very stupid vivid dreams, recurring ones. In my ...
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2012-03-26

My PC Is Only Half Dumb

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I unplugged the audio feed cable from my PC to my teleBision, so that I could play the music from my iPad to the teleBision, to fill the ent...
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2012-03-25

If Danger Was My Middle Name, It Would Eventually Split into Dan & Ger

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I realized I have been living rather dangerously lately. I have been wandering the house too often without my eyeglasses with corrective len...
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2012-03-24

The D Word

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I just saw a teleBision ad for the university I attended many years ago. I felt their latest recruiting slogan is rather poor. "You W...
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2012-03-21

Won Thirty One

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My wife up woke. Oops, I mean, my wife woke up and walked down the hall. Its a very short hallway. I did not wake up because I have no...
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2012-03-19

My Long Lost Bubbly Girl

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Saturday March 17th I met someone at the bookstore over a year ago, an employee who had a wonderful smile and something different about th...
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A Silly Onion

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Here is a silly comment that I tormented my friend Friko with this morning: I once had an uncanny can of onions that weighed only an oun...
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2012-03-18

By Remote Control

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(This is a continuation of the news story about the prosecution and conviction of the local drug lord. See my first story at: Two-Day's ...
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2012-03-13

The Masterd And The Pupild

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I started working with two Japanese language apps on my iPad recently. The newer one focuses on phrases. I checked my status, and it gave th...
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2012-03-10

Bill of Tire-d Sales at the Fork in the Road

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I pull up to a stop at the intersection of Bell and 45th. The name of the business across the intersection at 10 o'clock has the big bol...
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2012-03-08

Two Mules for Sister Siri

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I have something irritating me concerning a business situation. My wife and I are talking about it before and during the transport. She is m...
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2012-03-04

I'm Just That "Kind" of Son

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Time: Fifteen Minutes Before Midnight Place: My Couch The teleBision set is turned down while focusing on my iPad game, when I hear an ...
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2012-03-03

I Was Able To Predict The Future for Tom Selleck - Can I Help You?

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My psychic abilities are limited. But I was able to predict what Tom Selleck was going to do much later in yesterday's episode of Blue...
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2012-03-02

5 Outta 8 Ain't Bad

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Julie gave me a writing eXercise. Use five out of eight of the following words in a poem or story. Here goes.     blackberry       mothe...
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How To Destroy A Small Texas Town

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There is a small town in Texas with a large name. A long time ago it had a high school and kept that school going for several decades until ...
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2012-02-29

Will Not Work For What?

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So the CNN headline today reads that North Korea will stop nuclear testing activities in eXchange for food. Brilliant. Have we heard this be...
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2012-02-28

Deaf I Sit, Spending

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So I spend 20 minutes looking for my stamps that are always kept in an eXact spot. If my time is worth 70 dollars an hour, then lets say t...
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How To Make Coffee The Fork Way & Spin Babies

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W hen I first saw my wife's new Keurig coffee maker a year ago, and how easy it worked, I was pleased. BUT when I went to buy replaceme...
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2012-02-26

What Am I Doing Right Now?

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Right now I am watching the movie "Next" starring Nicolas Cage. Well, at this eXact moment there is a commercial, but the movie wi...
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2012-02-25

YEA!!! Something Exciting Enough To Wake Up My Wife In The Middle Of The Night

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I let the Cooper outside at 11 PM at the back door. I just happened to look down inside m y nearest pineapple plant, and instead o...
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2012-02-24

Does Baskin Robbins Have Pectinariidae Flavor?

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T oday I just learned (15 minutes ago) that there is a worm called the " Ice Cream Cone Worm ". From Wikipedia: Pectinariidae Pe...
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2012-02-22

I Just Improved V-8 Juice !!!

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I started drinking a severely humongous amount of V-8 Hot & Spicy Juice several weeks ago. But then I realized that the bottles of regul...
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2012-02-20

Ernest Shepherd

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I have learned several things about my dog. He likes me to be where HE wants me to be. I tried reading in the kitchen at the bar with my...
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2012-02-17

The Best $75,000 Dollars I Ever Spent

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I devised an ingenius evil plan that has paid back wonderfully on my $75,000 investment. Plastic surgery. Plastic surgery, you say?!?!? ...
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2012-02-16

Blogger: Learn LESS

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Blogger has reached a new level of stupdity in the last 24 hours. Their new word verification system for comments displays visual garbage th...
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2012-02-14

There Is No Hostage Situation

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While sitting on my couch in the living room it sounded like there was someone nearby outside talking through a bullhorn, like in a police s...
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2012-02-11

Don't Say This, Please!

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I just heard an Oklahoma state senator Constance Johnson (D) from the 48th District say a very strange, very poor choice of words when argui...
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Where Here When Now

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The right half of my head hurts with a self inflicted gu m shot wound. I bite my tongue way too often, mainly on the right side. I was aw...
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2012-02-09

My Review of the Book 'Eeeee Eee Eeee' by Tao Lin

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I looked at a sample of the book Eeeee Eee Eeee, by Tao Lin, online, and bought the Kindle version. I have read several pages (laughing a ...
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2012-02-08

My iPadhone & Point 500

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I had spent about ten years emailing to a pen pal (a best friend from childhood) with content that I now do on my blog, so this coming July ...
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2012-02-04

Funniest Headline Ever

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From CNN: Obese Pets Are A Growing Problem Now my lil brain wants to make a hyaku with 'much' 'munch' 'mutt' and ...
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