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2012-04-29

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586 As of 6 PM on Saturday April 28th, I had 586 page views today on my blog. That's about ten times my normal. They started trickling...
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2012-04-28

Nanokelvin

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I learned a new word today while studying physics. Nanokelvin Kelvin is the absolute temperature scale where the size of the degree is t...

iPad Aero Losers: Who Are These People?

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I rarely misplace my iPad for a variety of reasons. It is almost always with me and if it isn't, it is hooked to a charger, and it recen...
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2012-04-27

A Bunt Cake of Bubbles

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While doing a -few- of the dishes this morning I left the water running in a sink of hot water with dish soap. There was nothing else in the...
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2012-04-26

Pi Helper

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I have lotza hobbies. Growing pineapples, language and culture study, air conditioning, poetry, a vineyard and a dog are but a few. One ...
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2012-04-24

Worst Sell

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I needed a refrigerator because my big old cold box died and assumed a room temperature pose. I found a replacement frig at Best Buy, but ...
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Bill Is In Town

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Former United States President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton is going to be 80 miles away from me today. He is speaking at my...
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2012-04-22

Complete.

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My life is now complete. How? I received an update info e-mail today from Pandora Internet Radio to let me know they have stand-up comed...
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2012-04-21

What Is Wrong With The Presidential Race? No Me

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I noticed that the Republican presidential nomination was progressively leaning toward one person long before I get a chance to vote. The st...
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2012-04-15

Tiny Cannibals Screaming In My Corner

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There are people yeLLing and screaming in my bedroom. I go in there but there are no people. Just a box. Sometimes there is music. S...
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2012-04-14

Hail-zard

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How is your spring? Mine has been fairly nice, but at the moment I can barely move, body totaLLy eXhausted, sore. I know eXactly how a mar...
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2012-04-12

My Crack Wife

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So I am laying in bed trying to go to sleep. Its late. No, oopz, early . I have a short early journey tomorrow. Something is broken. ...
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2012-04-09

Fade To White

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We have a variety of products and services in our business. One of them is a tanning salon. It is a small portion of everything we do, as ...
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2012-04-08

Sir Mick

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I saw something on a google search that indicated the Mick Jagger was possibly dead, and I thought, what, I hadn't heard about that, eve...
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2012-04-04

Today Is Thor's Day?

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I am not sure how it happened. But I thought today was Thursday. I am surrounded by all sorts of ancient low and modern high technology th...
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2012-03-29

Dream Induced Abdominal Pain

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I wake up today (more than once) with severe abdominal pain. Why? Because I am having very stupid vivid dreams, recurring ones. In my ...
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2012-03-26

My PC Is Only Half Dumb

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I unplugged the audio feed cable from my PC to my teleBision, so that I could play the music from my iPad to the teleBision, to fill the ent...
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2012-03-25

If Danger Was My Middle Name, It Would Eventually Split into Dan & Ger

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I realized I have been living rather dangerously lately. I have been wandering the house too often without my eyeglasses with corrective len...
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2012-03-24

The D Word

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I just saw a teleBision ad for the university I attended many years ago. I felt their latest recruiting slogan is rather poor. "You W...
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2012-03-21

Won Thirty One

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My wife up woke. Oops, I mean, my wife woke up and walked down the hall. Its a very short hallway. I did not wake up because I have no...
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2012-03-19

My Long Lost Bubbly Girl

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Saturday March 17th I met someone at the bookstore over a year ago, an employee who had a wonderful smile and something different about th...
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A Silly Onion

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Here is a silly comment that I tormented my friend Friko with this morning: I once had an uncanny can of onions that weighed only an oun...
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2012-03-18

By Remote Control

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(This is a continuation of the news story about the prosecution and conviction of the local drug lord. See my first story at: Two-Day's ...
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2012-03-13

The Masterd And The Pupild

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I started working with two Japanese language apps on my iPad recently. The newer one focuses on phrases. I checked my status, and it gave th...
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2012-03-10

Bill of Tire-d Sales at the Fork in the Road

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I pull up to a stop at the intersection of Bell and 45th. The name of the business across the intersection at 10 o'clock has the big bol...
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2012-03-08

Two Mules for Sister Siri

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I have something irritating me concerning a business situation. My wife and I are talking about it before and during the transport. She is m...
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2012-03-04

I'm Just That "Kind" of Son

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Time: Fifteen Minutes Before Midnight Place: My Couch The teleBision set is turned down while focusing on my iPad game, when I hear an ...
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2012-03-03

I Was Able To Predict The Future for Tom Selleck - Can I Help You?

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My psychic abilities are limited. But I was able to predict what Tom Selleck was going to do much later in yesterday's episode of Blue...
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2012-03-02

5 Outta 8 Ain't Bad

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Julie gave me a writing eXercise. Use five out of eight of the following words in a poem or story. Here goes.     blackberry       mothe...
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How To Destroy A Small Texas Town

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There is a small town in Texas with a large name. A long time ago it had a high school and kept that school going for several decades until ...
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2012-02-29

Will Not Work For What?

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So the CNN headline today reads that North Korea will stop nuclear testing activities in eXchange for food. Brilliant. Have we heard this be...
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2012-02-28

Deaf I Sit, Spending

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So I spend 20 minutes looking for my stamps that are always kept in an eXact spot. If my time is worth 70 dollars an hour, then lets say t...
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How To Make Coffee The Fork Way & Spin Babies

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W hen I first saw my wife's new Keurig coffee maker a year ago, and how easy it worked, I was pleased. BUT when I went to buy replaceme...
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2012-02-26

What Am I Doing Right Now?

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Right now I am watching the movie "Next" starring Nicolas Cage. Well, at this eXact moment there is a commercial, but the movie wi...
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2012-02-25

YEA!!! Something Exciting Enough To Wake Up My Wife In The Middle Of The Night

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I let the Cooper outside at 11 PM at the back door. I just happened to look down inside m y nearest pineapple plant, and instead o...
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2012-02-24

Does Baskin Robbins Have Pectinariidae Flavor?

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T oday I just learned (15 minutes ago) that there is a worm called the " Ice Cream Cone Worm ". From Wikipedia: Pectinariidae Pe...
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2012-02-22

I Just Improved V-8 Juice !!!

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I started drinking a severely humongous amount of V-8 Hot & Spicy Juice several weeks ago. But then I realized that the bottles of regul...
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2012-02-20

Ernest Shepherd

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I have learned several things about my dog. He likes me to be where HE wants me to be. I tried reading in the kitchen at the bar with my...
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