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2015-02-28

Homo ignorantes & Natural Gas Outage Outrage Without Gauge

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"Homo sapiens", our genus and species designation means "wise man". I think all the senseless slaughter by religious zea...
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2015-02-15

Watching Breaking Bad Randomly

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The numbers generated by this widget come from RANDOM.ORG's true random number generator. I am using a random number generator in o...
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2015-01-25

Tom, Bill and Some Unhappy Lady Without A Name

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I eventually went to the diner yesterday in a stage of exhaustion and hunger. I woke up from my nap after only a half hour when I wanted at ...
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Me As Trees

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A friend of mine posted a way of recycling your ashes so that your mineral remains get incorporated into a newly planted tree. So that gave...
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2015-01-10

Threads, Needles, Time Machines and My Tiny Buffalo

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I had a dream where I was having a telephone conversation with my older sister, who lives 888 miles away in real life. She kept insisting lo...
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2014-12-31

So, Then What Day of the Week for Santa Claus?

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I looked at my finger the other day and I thought, "How did I BURN my finger?!?!?"  I looked at the 'burn' veRy carefuLLy ...
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2014-12-16

Oklahoma Shakes An Eighth

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I noticed several earthquakes in Oklahoma in the past several days, some into the 4 magnitude. I get an email for each one at 3 or above for...
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2014-12-08

My Diet: Secret Weapon - Stevia !!!!

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 I finaLLy decided to write about my new diet. 90 days ago I eliminated most of the sugar from my diet and aLL the coffee creamer. My cups ...
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2014-11-25

I Hope So

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I have a hard time understanding why the Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott was so upset that some Russian warships were in international...
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2014-10-16

Y R

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I wrote this recently in response to someone inducing me to be silly: Why are there no y in wire but there are an r? ----- _____f____o_g____...
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2014-10-01

Steak Tar Tar

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Last night I wrote a practical joke INSIDE a dream.  In the dream I am having dinner with two gentlemen at my house. My wife in the dream is...
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2014-09-06

If I Had A Good Title It Would Be Right Here

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Last night's dream: A rather large, but Dr Seuss looking, cactus was growing on top of my commercial building downtown. I should clarify...
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2014-08-22

Weigh Two Funny

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I wrote: I haven't seen many people do the " scalding hot water challenge " for ALS yet. My friend Tony asked: Many or any????...
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2014-08-11

Goodbye Mork

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You spent decades making me laugh. When I first saw you I knew you would be around for a long time. You are the funniest person who eve...
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2014-08-10

Battling Worms

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If you like to cookie eXperiment, try putting peanut butter on a cookie, thin layer. Mmmm.... My choice is Cashew Sandies. Cooper approves. ...
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2014-08-03

His Middle Name Is Love

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Training a preying mantis in the vineyard yesterday. ----- "Dad? Are you awake?", comes a quietly loud whisper as the bedroom door...
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2014-07-08

Evil Elves, Escobar Hippos and Ebola Dreams

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A good place to cry Is in the shower, 'cause your Tears have company ----- July 5th: Today was nothing but the kitchen sink. --...
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2014-06-29

His Story of Iris History Is This

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I have a rare talent. I just recognized Iris Dement's singing voice in the closing song in some movie credits. After Fargo the tv sho...
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2014-06-24

There Be Dragon(flie)s

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I just realized I am not much of a man. I was just startled INdoors by a dragonfly. WeLL, considering it looked like a flying scorpion and...
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