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2016-06-04

Another Happy Pineapple Plant Owner Has Happened

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This pineapple plant showed up at the diner, a present to Sandy from Frankie. Sometime in the future I will try to conduct a pineapple plant...
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2016-05-28

I Wonder If There Is A College Degree for This

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Some people are into time management, wild life management or managing their 401K stock market portfolio. I am forced into Dog Biscuit Manag...
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2016-05-20

No, I Am Not A Thief

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On any given night there is a strong chance I will be woke by a stray dog in the neighborhood. I sleep with my window open. ----- It has dec...
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2016-05-09

An Egg Sell Lent Dream

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I just woke from a simple short dream in which my wife walks into the room and announces that I will no longer be allowed to have pet rooste...
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2016-05-01

Do We Have a Serial Killer or a Hit Man on the Loose?

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Interesting Borger News: on Monday morning at the diner Sandy just barely avoided being shot while in the kitchen.  She had just turned to g...
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2016-04-06

Republican Pennsyl Mania

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This data shows that Republican voters in Pennsylvania want to have their cake and eat it too. Kasich polls last among the Republicans BUT ...
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2016-02-14

Puzzle: Solve 6 + 4 = 4

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I saw this puzzle on Facebook, and solved it by changing the 6 to a 0, to 0+4=4 Then someone else took a match from the + to change the 6 to...
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2016-02-06

The Last and Lost Jaguar in the United States of a Mirror of Culls

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I walk into the living room to tell my wife about the news story I have just read about the last wild jaguar named El Jefe that roams in Ari...
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2016-02-01

Cooper: Lasagna Delivery Service Complainer

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As I was preparing the dogs' food this morning, Cooper started complaining in a sad low volume whine. I told him, " Be quiet, there...
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2016-01-27

Design Rejected By School Admin

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I was asked to create a design for a school class T-shirt for a local school.  The graduating class is 2017, and they wanted to incorporate ...
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2016-01-24

Donald At The 5TH

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I am thinking perhaps Trump had drank a fifth of something, causing him to say this: "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and s...
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2016-01-16

Wal-Mart Dis Disappearing While Meteorite Guns Are Appearing

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I think its strange when someone writes an article with the headline:  " Walmart to Close 269 Stores, Lay Off 16,000 Employees ", ...
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2016-01-01

Happ Ne Yea & y w r

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(From Jan 1st 2016 PM) I am at the diner watching people play the card game 31 at the community table. The guy on the west side of the table...
2015-12-25

No Know Bernie

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I was sitting in my office chatting with my wife. She noticed an ad on a Facebook screen that had incorporated Bernie in it. She asked, ...
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2015-12-14

Our New Furry Friend, Pepper

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We discovered a rescue dog that needed a home, and I got him just as soon as I could this morning, in spite of being given the wrong address...
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2015-11-17

Novembernados

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We had an eXciting evening last night as tornados ripped through our area. The Haliburton oil field services facility in nearby Pampa was wi...
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2015-11-06

Texas Gas Non-Service, A Division of nONE Gas

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W e have properties that use natural gas supplied by Texas Gas Service. One is residential and the other is commercial. My wife handles th...
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2015-10-29

Paha Sapa Weeped for Me

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I have been veRy busy and distantly away. I spent a week in South Dakota visiting several relatives. I mainly stayed with one cousin wh...
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2015-10-28

AIG As Three Vowels

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Today's Dumb Business Joke: Billionaire investor Carl Icahn is calling for the company AIG to split up into 3 companies. At first I thou...
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2015-09-29

At the Corner of Jess-less & Kermit

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I took these photos in Rapid City. It appears someone likes to take Jess street signs.  The first photo is just to the west of the intersect...
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2015-09-20

The Queen of Alaska and an IQ Test Request

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Who knew that aLL it would take is a boy from Texas building a clock, for Sarah Palin to finaLLy admit she is the Queen of England. I dem...
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2015-08-30

Did You Ask Jesus To Fix Your Frig?

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A customer of my wife was getting his hair cut and telling us about the problems he was having with his refrigerator. The door between the f...
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2015-08-29

No Google, Kasich Didn't Say That!!!

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I found this interesting thing in Google's display of un-formation of a half-something John Kasich said. From Google: Abolish all teache...
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2015-08-27

Cars, Starring Hugh Laurie, Playing In My Head

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My recent dream was a slight modification of the television series House. The characters of House were focused on making difficult automotiv...
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2015-08-26

Dear Roger Ailes

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Dear Roger Ailes, I wish that you would try an experiment with your Fox News Network. I would like you to try stopping your coverage of Dona...
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Why Did The Honey Bee Cross The Road? No, Sorry, Wrong Joke, Which Came First, Bee vs Honey

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For decades there have been bugs in software. Now we have put software on bugs. I am thinking negatively for a second, what could possibly g...
2015-08-23

Cooper Votes

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I am having a hellishly busy week where I have contractor fixing water damage, problems with Best Buy sending a bad incompetent joke of a pl...
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2015-08-05

Five Inches of Canine Confusion

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Because my Cooper is getting older he is having a harder time climbing up on the bed. So I lowered it down about five inches by removing the...
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2015-08-02

T Rump, The Lizard King

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Former President Jimmy Carter is wrong about the US being an oligarchy. With the Koch brothers spending so much on a vast number of election...
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