Where I Recently Ate and Didn't Die - KenFriChi

Where I Recently Ate and Didn't Die: Where I just ate was at my house with 8 million people from around the world according to a certain restaurant chain web site, but more importantly what I had was from an Oriental restaurant called KenFriChi. Most people know it by a different abbreviation of KFC and probably wonder why I called it an Oriental place. Well, I thought that “KenFriChi” sounded more Oriental, especially if you say it really really really fast, and I confirmed just now through KFC’s history that Col. Sanders first restaurant was in Corbin Ky, which Google told me is in the eastern part of the state, and Kentucky itself is in the Eastern part of the country, so yeah, it’s a doubly Oriental restaurant that serves non-Oriental food, how unique. Nope – I was wrong, just checked their website – they serve rice. Oh, and it’s a Double Didn't-Died Day as I had KenFriChi two days in a row. Oooo°°°ooooh, living & eating dan-ger-ously.