Last night I wrote:
I just encountered some strawberries on my countertop that insisted on becoming a part of me. After a proper innerview process they were allowed to join Ernest Incorpor-ate-d.
My wifey responded this morning: funny! I must of missed the strawberries sure would of enjoyed some to eat myself.
I responded: These particular berries de straw insisted on me, so I couldn't persist to resist their insistence. They kept saying things like, "Resistance is food-tile !!!"
My wifey responded: whatever! lol
A sister responded: Too funny!
I responded: It was a joint add-venture, limited liability corp-oration. And yes, there was a joy in my alimentary canal and a welcoming speech.
People will look at me in puzzlement today and wonder, "Did he just recently eat 7 strawberries?" and they will have figured out my secret.
(The wifey reads this as she walks in the room just now - "You are weird")
A friend thanked me for the laugh
I responded: You are berry-ly welcome
Special note: The word "innerview" was not a typographical error
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