I am totally despondent. I found out just now that I can never be a performer in a Blue Man Group. They have strict height requirements of 5' 10" to 6' 1". I am outside that three inch gap. At least I have a puppy who loves me. And France is on fire. And sugar is on sale. And its s'posed to rain tomorrow. Somewhere.
I guess I could use a different color with a "shorter" wavelength than blue and create my own group, maybe the 'Ultraviolet Men Group'. Notice how I used a plural 'Men' instead of 'Man', duh, its a group.
There is no entry in Wikipedia for an 'Ultraviolet Men Group'
Don't confuse my group with the 'Ultraviolent Men Group'.
The beautiful part about using Ultraviolet is that it is outside the visible range for humans. So you can be walking along with your friends sometime (in the near future, we have to practice first) and point your finger to some place where there are not any humans, and say,
"LooK !!! Its the Ultraviolet Men Group"
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