I love "my" new Dyson DC25 "Animal" vacuum cleaner, but it was terribly eXpensive so I am starting a new maid service to pay for it. A "vacuuming-only" maid service.
From the wife: "I luv it cause I do not have to vacumn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (her typo, not mine)
It turns on a dime with the giant ball instead of wheels for its transport system. Its much lighter than previous vacuum units, and thats important for elderly, tired, hard working [ha-ha] people like me.
The Dyson is much quieter than our previous vacuums. I don't have to wear ear plugs and it doesn't scare the household's small furry animals, wolfie & wifey, aka Cooper & Tamie. I thought of a great name for my vacuuming business. Since a true vacuum (like in outer space) is a region of emptiness, the name I chose for my business is 'N0thing'.
The second character of "N0thing" is the number zero, preferably in Italics where possible.
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