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2011-05-02

Why Did The Vampire Chicken Swim Across The River?

You can even get a live chicken at certain convenience stores in Amarillo TX if you are fast enough. I didn't see a price tag or bar code. This was at St Francis Blvd near the Dumas highway.



Message from a Friend: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a burrito and a Talsup!

(For all the non-locals: a Tal-Sup is a very Tall soft drink in a large plastic cup from Allsup's brand convenience stores)

Response from Ernest: That's why the chicken was so irritated, it's a Toot N Totum, not an Allsup's. (actual street address for the convenience store is 5424 River Road, so yes, 'ROAD'!!!)

Notice this one is not a vampire chicken, you can see its reflection in the vehicle.

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