Lizard Safari

9:40 AM

Right now I am having my very first conversation with a lizard (in our store).

"Lizard, I am your only hope to stay alive. If you don't let me capture you and take you outside, The Women Folk will kill you OR hire seriously mean people to do it for them. So whats it going to be, Them or Me?"

(I took a break from lizard safari because he has temporarily eluded me.)

These were the weapons of my Lizard Safari 

(I forgot to include the cardboard boxes used to corral him)

Ah-ha! The Dragon confined !!!

It took about 45 minutes, but I finally captured him and released him into the wild - in the alley farther south right behind the Morley Theater. So the next time you are in the dark theater watching a movie and feel something scurry across your toe, or sitting on your shoulder, it might be my lizard friend.