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2011-10-06

The Fifth Law of Thermodynamics

The Fifth Law of Thermodynamics states that if you are going to die an icky death where there should have been mo' therms, be sure to take along a fifth of your favorite alcoholic beverage to ease the pain and make sense of your frigid vacation choice to calm that chattering inner voice.

(Hah! I just now noticed that I ended my law with the three letters 'ICE')

‎[My friend is traveling above the Arctic Circle in Norway for a holiday vacation and he is in the middle of planning and scheduling at the moment.]

4 comments:

  1. I have never really know what a fifth is. Is it a fifth of a quart? It is a term unknown to Australians. Wordveri 'swalatip' the extreme end of a small european bird.

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  2. Holy Toledo - I see now that it is a fifth of a gallon! Perhaps I will not need five fifths.

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  3. I used to be very much an indoor person, but my dog of the last six years forces me to go outside now to play, so I have got used to the too cold and too hot, knowing I usually recover back to a decent temperature just fine, given enough coffee and blankets.

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  4. I try to avoid very cold places. For that matter I try to avoid most places. But a fifth is good for that too.



    Lee
    Tossing It Out

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