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2013-09-28

Let The Corruption Begin Early and Often

I found out that one of my best friends may run for election to fill a lower level judge job. I told her, "Great! I should start committing crimes and bribing you, what sort of kick back wiLL you need to throw out my charges?"

She replied that the position handled misdemeanors and laughed.

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Elsewhere in faux news, aLL of the locations in the state of Colorado for the company "Pottery Barn" are being renovated to take advantage of recent legal changes. They wiLL be rebranded as "Pot Tree Barn" stores.

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I was wondering where my iPad was located and then found it under the pillow that was under my head. I couldn't believe that I had left it at work three nights in a row. That just teLLs you how busy I have been if I left my beloved iPad somewhere. But three days is ridiculous. Luckily my wife had brought it home. 

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5 comments:

  1. fmcgmccllcSeptember 28, 2013 at 3:31 PM

    three nights in a row, three men in a tub, something working here

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  2. Rob Z ToborSeptember 29, 2013 at 5:25 AM

    Hello Mr ESB on the subject of corruption it is very odd that your post on my blog says it was written five weeks ago. Well it does at the moment....

    Maybe your iPad was not lost just time travelling somehow.

    You should tell your friend they should insist on a office or desk on the roof of the building so that they can say they are a High Judge, have they thought of running for president......

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  3. Rob Z ToborSeptember 29, 2013 at 10:23 AM

    Oooooo your post has returned to yesterday . . . . most odd

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  4. esbbostonSeptember 29, 2013 at 1:09 PM

    fmcgmccllc: What can I say, I am confused and amused.

    Rob: I started writing this prog blost a few week ago and never published it until recently, and then I noticed that Blogger didn't put the correct timestamp on it, bizarre. When I noticed it was not at the top of my blog posts I discovered the timestamp problem and manually corrected it. I reaLLy need to visit my friend more often, especiaLLy now that I make more trips downtown. I do plan on doing more work remotely (from my house) so that Cooper wiLL not be lonely. Maybe I could hire a dog sitter to play with him (?)

    Check this out: Seescape printing - they do wall murals with an inkjet printer. They are in youtube.

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  5. esbbostonSeptember 29, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    Rob: Yes, that fits me weLL, .... most odd

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