Having Donald Trump go back out on the campaign trail after a month into the presidency is like hiring someone to do a job, but then they keep wanting to redo the same exact job interview on a regular basis. Except now they want to talk about their new foxy Swedish girlfriend who is really just a fantasy.
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The President 'Meats' The Press
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A day without immigrants was an okay idea, but I would rather try A Day Without Donald. If that is a yuuuge success, then maybe we should try for a week, then a month, then a year, ...
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Benjamin Netanyahu and Bend The Truth Nutty Yahoo give a joint press conference from the White House.
(Definition: yahoo - noun - a rude, noisy, or violent person - red neck, boor, lout, oaf)
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One of the constitutional requirements for being president is to be at least 35 years old. I think it was put in place so that the president would be someone with hopefully some maturity. If Trump continues to act like he is 4 years old, then he should have to wait another 31 years to be president.
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Here is a partial list of new names Putin has for the US
Urinenighted Stains of Amerika
Amerikistan
Trumpmenistan (named in honor of fallen comrade Flynnski)
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Flynn is fleeing his job
Californians are fleeing their dam problem
Missiles are fleeing North Korea
Where should I flee ?!?!?
My new word: Ref-flee-gee
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Ending on something non-Trumpical
In the middle of the night I think I hear my wife say, "Our county is now purple, it was brown."
Nothing else.
I lay there for a while wondering if I misunderstood her, thinking, I'm pretty sure she is awake, not talking in her sleep.
After trying to think of alternate words I finally give up and ask her what she meant.
She was talking about the weather map on TV which has a picture but muted.
I just giggled. I had thought it might have been something political.
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