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2008-04-20

Order Your Mom's Cake, Earl

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to A Funeral (AND then more things happened at the funeral) Photo taken in Stinnett TX on April 20 , 20...
2008-03-12

A Pair of Penguin Pals

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MyWife, Son 2 and I stopped at Starbucks and when I get to the table with my drink, Son 2 is playing with this cute stuffed penguin. I look ...
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2008-03-09

Me - A Male Model

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I go to the doctor's office for a routine blood test, for cholesterol and other things. There I encounter "a newbie" to the s...
2008-03-06

Circular Sirius Soccer

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My dog and I have a new game we just invented today called " Circular Sirius Soccer ". It is played with a slightly deflated baske...
2008-03-03

You Too Can Have A New Blue Who Tattoo

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Everything – Get a tattoo of everything on earth . Just one tattoo will get everything . How? Don't think ' How ', think ...

Unipedal Exercise

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I just invented a new form of exercise. It is rather simple. Just try to spend as much time as possible on one foot. Balance. Give each foo...
2007-12-27

Play Freecell Without Using Freecells

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Here is an interesting way to try to play FreeCell: Try playing without using the freecells at the top left corner. I have found a few games...

The Battle of The Broccoli Bowls

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Here is my recipe for broccoli in soup form. It started off as a competition between two different broccoli based Campbell's® soups with...
2007-10-27

Some Interesting Alternative Ways to Play Sudoku

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Here are two examples of interesting ways to plays Sudoku to make it more challenging. Force yourself to remember parts of the puzzle entire...
2007-10-26

Where I Recently Didn't Eat and Didn't Die: Nothing

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NoThInG ? What do you mean, Ernest, by ‘Nothing’? Have you surprised us with yet another strange diet, this time based on starvation or som...
2007-10-25

Guess Which One is More Dangerous

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(a) You accidentally remove an outside load bearing wall during a home renovation and you realize you can’t outrun the collapsing structur...
2007-10-24

Three Tales from the Kanzany Road

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Who, what, or where is ' Kanzany ' ??? Vocabulary: 'Kanzany' is a word I created to combine the meaning of the 2 wo...
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Great Minds Think Alike

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Here are my four terribly twisted versions of the saying "Great Minds Think Alike", proving that they don't. When the cheese ...

My Little Red Rain Gauge is Tilted

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I noticed that the rain had collected in my little red wagon, which also serves as my rain gauge in the back yard. Because the wagon was til...

From A Basketball's Diary

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Contrary to proper belief, a deflated basketball that has suffered under the beating sun out in the confines of a West Texas backyard and at...

Billy Bonka, Bubba, and the Magical Ball Factory

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Billy Bonka, Bubba, and the Magical Ball Factory Our dog Bubba (aka Cooper The Dog) has always loved to rip weeds out of the lawn even...
2007-10-05

Oh, Silly MySpace Ads, Don't Tempt Me with DoPe

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I wrote a diet blog with 2 parts a few days ago, and the second section was about Dr. Pepper, the beverage. The first part about the Chinese...

Oh, Now I See, It's a "V" Not a "C"

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I got my new Halloween costume in, but wound up burning my feet, got a little smoke inhalation, and ruined a pair of shoes and socks while p...
2007-09-25

Oh! The Things You Will Learn from the University of Phoenix!

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I noticed that the latest ads for the University of Phoenix have the people all looking up. Too uppish. They appear to be uncomfortable but...

Amazing New Chinese Diet & More

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I saw an advertisement for an "Amazing New Chinese Diet" several weeks ago, so I started it. Didn't lose a single pound after...
2007-09-23

The Danger of Roman Numerals - KEVIN!!!!!

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I learned today that one of the more difficult, demanding and disturbing things to try to do is to NOT listen and NOT watch a " Home...
2007-09-22

Ring! Its Early Saturday Morning and Ernest is Getting Uglier

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2007.09.22 - Trojan House Alert -> My Name is NOT Troy For all the stupid bill collection agencies out there, hire people who can read....

Bang! It's Early Friday Morning and Ernest is Getting Stoned

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This is my second letter to my pen-pal friend this morning. Just as soon as I stepped outside I remembered some somniac maniac things I fo...
2007-09-20

Play Cryptograms Without the Help of ExTraTErrEsTrials

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I normally like to play cryptogram puzzles without the aid of writing down the letter guesses as I progress (or don't progress) through ...
2007-09-16

Green with INVI

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Table of Contents Codename INVI Cooking & Compounding Clearly Contaminated Cool Can with Curved Colophon Commercial Caption Chemically C...