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2012-08-31

No Wrong Oops What? A Very Good Good-Bye

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There are several things that some people never learn. Condi's lipstick doesn't matter. She has plenty of thoughts and words, list...
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2012-08-29

The Condensed Number Value Pattern in the Fibonacci Series

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The Fibonacci numbers (FN) are a sequence of integers, starting with 0, 1 and continuing 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, ..., each new number being t...
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2012-08-28

Invisible Instruments On The Moon

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With thoughts of Neil Armstrong, I just realized that performing the act of "Air Guitar" on the moon would be referred to as ...
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2012-08-22

I Can't TeLL You

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I laughed. I told my wife, "I just thought of something funny that I can't teLL you, is that okay?" She nodded her head ye...
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My Main Fun-ction In Life

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My main function in life (at times) is to make my mother giggle. I attempt this on a regular basis usuaLLy through the physical medium of ...
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2012-08-13

The Cheese Dial in the Dark

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At 8:45 PM this evening Sunday Aug 12th my dog Cooper began complaining for his daily evening treat of a piece of cheese. But I have begun w...
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2012-08-12

Who?

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My wife is watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics. She says, "Well, I expect Elton John to perform and that other guy from ove...
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2012-08-10

A Violent Dream, But For A Noble Cause

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So this is my latest reaLLy stupid dream. In my dream is my dog Cooper. In the real world Cooper is a 100 pound German Shepherd - Husky mi...
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2012-08-09

I CERNtainly Know What You Are Saying

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I go into the local diner slash bar that serves my wonderful grilled chicken sandwich with bacon. One of the cooks comes out to chat with...
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2012-07-30

My First Pineapple Harvest !!!

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I was able to get 203 grams of edible fruit (less than a half pound) from my first pineapple fruit grown at my house. It is smaller than w...
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2012-07-29

Sixteen Shades Of Pink

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I was having a negative day fiLLed with bad events, thieves, and ignorant people, but then I got some interesting news on Friday. A far...
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2012-07-25

Saving Private Susie

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I have been working on three projects. I didn't mean to, it was just a de-painting job at first, but then an "emergency" insul...
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2012-07-23

Oh, The You In Our

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I wrote this for one of my relatives. He owns a piece of property far away from where he lives but somewhat close to his ex-father-in-law. H...
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2012-07-19

Why Head Why

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Five A.M. The Wife says, "I don't know why I can't go to sleep, I have to work tomorrow." I respond "I know why. ...
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2012-07-14

Is That Me?

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W hile reading an article in the newspaper, I thought I saw myself in a crowd of people in a photograph. I thought for a few minutes and ...
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2012-07-11

Oh, A Type 0 from the WSJ

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This sentence is from a Wall Street Journal article about the Green Party presidential nominee picking her running mate. It doesn't take...
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2012-07-10

Not My Dream [Comma Optional] Wife

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My wife just asked me, "Did you ask me for a pen in the mi dd le of the night?" "No." I answer, pu zz led. "We...
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2012-07-07

The Empire of Rob

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M y friend Rob Z Tobor of the UK has had difficulties getting a pineapple plant to start, so I have dedicated my youngest plant to him, and...
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2012-07-05

The Idiot Sign Salesman

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A salesman for a sign company named Signtronix shows up at our store today. He asks if he can demonstrate his sign technology. I am moment...
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I Am The Luckiest Person On The Planet

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My ice cream container is almost a cylinder shape, eXcept the top circle is slightly larger than the bottom. But the most important di...
2012-07-03

Weekends Are For Those with Weak Ends and Weak Middles

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I heard an elderly lady say this today: "I think its crazy that they have the 4th of July in the middle of the week, they should move...
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2012-06-30

The Daze of The Weak

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I have decided that I wiLL begin teaching Cooper the days of the week. It isn't so much a teaching eXercise as it just means I wiLL be...
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2012-06-29

Three Percent Nothing

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While studying the chemical element boron, I came across this sentence in Wikipedia: Borosilicate glass, which is typically 12–15% B 2 O 3...
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2012-06-27

Interesting Headlines from the WSJ

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From the Wall Street Journal:    Iranians Squawk At Chicken Prices    Costa Rica Addresses Its Lack of Street Names    Flood Insurance...
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2012-06-24

Google, That's Not What I Asked For ...

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I typed ' physics ' in a Google search, and this was the first page of results. I reaLLy enjoyed seeing what NON -physics thing show...
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2012-06-19

Happy Birthday Paul !!!!!!!!

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Yesterday ... A Beatle turned seventy. I feel older now. I haven't quite made it to when I'm sixty-four.
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2012-06-17

At The Same Laugh-i-tude

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So I am in Dreamscape. I am inventing martial art fighting techniques. I developed this reaLLy cool movement where I am doing, then perf...
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2012-06-16

Dessert Boy Gets An Extra Helping of Scam-nesia

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T h ere are several things wrong. I wi LL te LL you about three wr0ng things in reverse order, the order that I discovered them. ...
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2012-06-13

My Song Is Exactly 16 Times Better Than Toby Keith's Song

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The title of my song is Red Solo Gallon. ActuaLLy the song was wrote by some- four else. I tried to use the word some one , but there wer...
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2012-06-12

Th Wal Stre Journ in Slo Mo & No

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I have an oops on my iPad. For some reason the app for viewing The Wall Street Journal is broken. It appears for a few seconds and then cr...
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2012-06-06

He Disappeared!!!

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When I was at the diner the other day, yesterday I believe (?), I found out that Jesus was gone! I heard he moved to Plano. So I was sad...
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2012-06-05

I've Looked For Clouds On Both Sides Now

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Strange morning. It is raining ever so slightly by my house. On the west side, yes. The ground is wet and muddy. On the east side, no,...
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2012-05-30

Exce$$ Po$tage

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T h e company that I used to work for s e nt m e a long l e tt e r a f e w w ee ks ago about th e status of th e ir r e tir e m e nt pr...
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Invisible Man Gets Metal of Freedom

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Barak H Obama gave out Medal of Freedom Awards to distinguished people this week. This photo shows him giving one to The Invisible Man.  T...
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2012-05-28

A Very Large A-Weigh

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I was studying radio astronomy and came across the picture of the Very Large Array of radio telescopes in Socorro New Mexico USA, when it d...
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2012-05-25

Lotza Fun In Tiny Weighs

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I just got a new toy so that I can accu R ately weigh the catalysts for chemical R eactions. But of course I wiLL use it to weigh a va R ...
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