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2012-12-24

I Should Have Stopped At Fourteen

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Oh no! It's 4:50 AM and there is a tiny piece of music running repeating through my head from some movie or teleBision show and I can...
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2012-12-22

A Puzzling Christmas Present

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My children liked puzzles and so every year I would try to find them slightly more difficult puzzles to push their minds. One year I was g...
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2012-12-18

Pineapple, Size Seven, Please

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Pineapple Plantation News: Several weeks ago I discovered a new pineapple plant growing from the side near the base of my oldest pineapple...
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2012-12-17

The Lost McRib

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[Day Two of McRib Hunting Season] I decide to do an eXperiment with a McRib sandwich. I don't like the giant pieces of white onion tha...
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2012-12-16

The Hunt for Something I Read in October

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I should probably stop playing Sudoku. I just woke up from a dream where I am solving Sudoku puzzles verbaLLy, but I am a different perso...
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2012-12-14

Goodnight

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December 14th, 2012 I must sleep now, there is too much sadness today, things private and public.
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2012-12-08

The Insanity of Albert Ine-stine

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Albert Einstein said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So I tried flipping a coin and fo...
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2012-12-05

Very Pretty

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What the kids are saying: It is what it is What history teachers have been saying: It was what it was What Australians are saying: Wall...
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2012-12-03

Pie Are Shared, Cornbread Are Square

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My favorite attorney sent this joke to me in Facebook: Not sure why, but I saw this joke and thought of you.. After a minor mathemat...
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2012-11-24

Some Thoughts

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from my Facebook status If you need further proof that the country is headed in the wrong direction, go to my groc store. The packages o...
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2012-11-21

Indo Sham Nesia

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I am in the wrong business. There is a guy in Indonesia that charges $104,000 to slaughter a water buffalo and then hide the head to ward...
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2012-11-18

Strange Numb Er Moments Followed By Stranger Numb Er Momentums

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So, I am napping. PeacefuLLy. The room is dark. The Wifey enters the room and asks softly, "Are you awake?" I am thinking the a...
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2012-11-13

Birds of a Farther

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Question posed by a friend: ‎"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly to any place on Earth, and then I ask...
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2012-11-07

Obamastan & Mess-O-America

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I designed a cartoon today. It has the 2012 election map of the United States by Red and Blue with the state boundaries erased. In the...
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2012-11-03

Scorpians and Well Positioned Snacks

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After nearly thirty years of marriage I discovered something new. A strange noise near my horizontal ear. I turn over and there is a bag of...
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2012-10-30

245 Point Zero?

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Steve Jobs yacht was finished recently and it is said to be "between 230 and 260 feet". What? That's a guess-ti-mate with a...
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2012-10-28

Much Monkey Noise

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Do I own a monkey? No So why am I waking up to monkey noises? "If an apple traveling at the speed of light hits a static banana ......
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2012-10-24

Seven And A Half Score Ago

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I was born slightly less than 100 years after the Civil War began, and now that I am slightly more than half of 100 years old I feel closer...
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2012-10-17

A Crime of Paint

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My son far away had the back of his vehicle massively splashed with paint. We don't have any idea why this happened. He knows few peopl...
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2012-10-11

Why My Dog is Probably Going to Vote Democrat

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Why my dog is probably going to vote Democrat. Cooper was peacefuLLy working on his chew bone on the livingroom floor during the David Le...
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2012-10-03

Crisp Is In, and Seeing Twenty Twenty

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O n a journey for new floor tile and other supplies we discovered a new restaurant in Amarillo, Texas. For my meal I decided against my us...
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2012-10-01

Let Me Explain The Presidential Debates, So That You Will Not Have To Watch Them

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The 2012 Presidential Debates are soon. I don't know when because I basicaLLy don't care. Here is what is going to happen. Each ca...
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2012-09-25

Dances With Pizza

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Even for an old tired worn out sore man at the end of the day, I can move incredibly fast, you just have to throw a butcher knife at me. ...
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2012-09-23

Just Say Know To Math

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The nearby city of Amarillo, Texas recently banned the use of cellular telephones while driving. There was an online article in the Amaril...
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2012-09-17

The Dogs of Wore

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T his picture shows my wife's latest customer: His name is Max. Now don't be confused, he isn't a client for he...
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2012-09-12

Hidden Forty

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I have a carpenter painting and doing some work on a door and equipment at our business. This morning as he was moving some cabinets he foun...
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2012-09-07

A Girl Name Contest!

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I am trying to decide what name I should have had if I would have been born as a female. I am not planning on making any changes, plumbing o...
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2012-09-03

I Audition as a Model for the Painting "The Scream" 119 Years Too Late

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I was in the other room a few minutes ago, and Barak H Obama started yeLLing at me! Imagine my surprise! When it happens just moments af...
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2012-09-02

Miss I On, I'm Possible

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A veRy close young relative of mine is having an interesting day after having to work a veRy long shift. He is tired. He wants sleep, en...
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Blogger Is Broken

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Something or someone is messing with my account. I have comments sporadically disappearing from my friends blogs. Blogger sent me a cryptic ...
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2012-08-31

No Wrong Oops What? A Very Good Good-Bye

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There are several things that some people never learn. Condi's lipstick doesn't matter. She has plenty of thoughts and words, list...
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2012-08-29

The Condensed Number Value Pattern in the Fibonacci Series

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The Fibonacci numbers (FN) are a sequence of integers, starting with 0, 1 and continuing 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, ..., each new number being t...
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2012-08-28

Invisible Instruments On The Moon

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With thoughts of Neil Armstrong, I just realized that performing the act of "Air Guitar" on the moon would be referred to as ...
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2012-08-22

I Can't TeLL You

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I laughed. I told my wife, "I just thought of something funny that I can't teLL you, is that okay?" She nodded her head ye...
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My Main Fun-ction In Life

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My main function in life (at times) is to make my mother giggle. I attempt this on a regular basis usuaLLy through the physical medium of ...
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2012-08-13

The Cheese Dial in the Dark

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At 8:45 PM this evening Sunday Aug 12th my dog Cooper began complaining for his daily evening treat of a piece of cheese. But I have begun w...
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2012-08-12

Who?

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My wife is watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics. She says, "Well, I expect Elton John to perform and that other guy from ove...
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2012-08-10

A Violent Dream, But For A Noble Cause

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So this is my latest reaLLy stupid dream. In my dream is my dog Cooper. In the real world Cooper is a 100 pound German Shepherd - Husky mi...
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2012-08-09

I CERNtainly Know What You Are Saying

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I go into the local diner slash bar that serves my wonderful grilled chicken sandwich with bacon. One of the cooks comes out to chat with...
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