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2014-07-08

Evil Elves, Escobar Hippos and Ebola Dreams

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A good place to cry Is in the shower, 'cause your Tears have company ----- July 5th: Today was nothing but the kitchen sink. --...
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2014-06-29

His Story of Iris History Is This

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I have a rare talent. I just recognized Iris Dement's singing voice in the closing song in some movie credits. After Fargo the tv sho...
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2014-06-24

There Be Dragon(flie)s

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I just realized I am not much of a man. I was just startled INdoors by a dragonfly. WeLL, considering it looked like a flying scorpion and...
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2014-06-22

The Goebbels Mistake

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I was watching a documentary from readings of Joseph Goebbels diaries called The Goebbels Experiment today on Netflix. There were words acr...
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2014-06-19

Two Posts, One Day (I Might Be Dead Tomorrow)

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From cryptogramcorner.org : "I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is patta...
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I Am The Weigh, The Truth, and I'm Not Lively

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I just thought of two words with a similar meaning to 'thesaurus': asaurus and ansaurus I was in definite surprise that they are ...
2014-06-10

My Alternate Ending for Fargo

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I think my second biggest fear is that my wife finds out that I'm reaLLy a robot. ----- This is one of my younger son's favorit...
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2014-06-01

I Could Have Sworn That Was Your Wife

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I just saw my wife fixing to sneeze. In a slightly louder commanding voice with my left index finger pointed at her, I proclaimed, "Sn...
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2014-05-29

Yes, I ActuaLLy Was Glad To Get This For My Birthday

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My mother gave me a present for my birthday while we were both at Darrouzett the other day for her party. She told me to wait til I got home...
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2014-05-22

Just To Prove That I Am The Best Child

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Just to prove that I am the best child, I called my mother yesterday (the Saturday before) to wish her Happy Mother's Day. I checked th...
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2014-05-08

A Dead Russian Spy Stuck On My телевидение

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There is a dead woman stuck on my teleBision. I woke up at 1 AM on Thursday in my livingroom after watching TV. I had been watching Fargo...
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2014-05-06

A Roland Failure

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I have CorelDRAW X6 running on a Windows 8 PC and a Roland GX-24 cutting machine. It is supposed to be easy to move files from CorelDRAW to ...
2014-04-29

For The Whole Trailer Park

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It is bad enough that I was too busy lately to get by digital convertor box before the signal went dead on my cable TV, but I when I show u...
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2014-04-23

I Am Off To Slaughter A Wooly Mammoth

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Pure happiness is discovering you had a gallon jug of SunnyD Orange Strawberry that you didn't know about. If the 6.75 oz, 11.3 oz and ...
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2014-04-17

A Far Isms

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Here are some of my modifications of some common aphorisms. Beauty is only skin deep. Beauty is only as deep as the first few layers o...
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2014-04-12

Heartbleed: Did Obama Know?

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Because my wife and I share the same account info for iCloud and probably things I don't understand about iPhones, our phones automagic...
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2014-04-10

Three For The Road

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For part of today there was a strange brief three minute period on Interstate 40 for three things I had never observed before. I was driv...
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2014-03-30

A Few Miles West

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After watching part of the movie In Cold Blood and starting a study of Truman Capote yesterday, I just now discovered that the scene of the ...
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2014-03-27

Obama's Cry Me of Passion

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At 4:12 AM I am asking my wife, " Would you run to Taco Bell for me? " She immediately responds, " They are not open! ...
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2014-03-23

Oh Siblings, Are We Irish? Are We Poets?

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While studying poet-writer Samuel Beckett, I noticed that he was a Saoi. Saoi (Irish pronunciation: [sˠiː]) (pl. saoithe; lit. "wise o...
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2014-03-19

Putin On The Blitz Krieg

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I saw this paragraph at CNN: The Pentagon plans to keep an aircraft carrier in the Mediterranean longer than planned as a military presence...
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2014-03-10

Accidentally Mashed Potatoes

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I can teLL I have not had enough coffee yet. I was fiLLing out a form online for some information and in the first box for email address I ...
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2014-03-07

My Son Is Singing "something something something"

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So on the way home from the vet in Spearman an 18 wheeler starts to go off the road while he is just at that exact distance and time frame ...
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2014-01-20

An A Maze Zing Day badly dimly darkly

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Sunday, a sin day for some people. It was not an amazing day, but a terrible maze mess of a day. We had to let someone go (a renter) who was...
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2013-12-20

My Wife Discovers Me Sleeping With An Elephant And I Hadn't Even Noticed

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Actually it was two elephants but it was dark and she didn't have her eyeglasses. A few weeks ago before Thanksgiving I noticed that my ...
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2013-12-08

Misplaced Moose Ears, McRib Poem and More

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I am printing some moose art for someone. The ears don't quite look right,  so I googled "moose head" and noticed several ears...
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2013-11-15

Dec Line Decline

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If you would like to try a new form of relaxation, try drawing parallel lines free-hand. I enjoy it veRy much. I use an ordinary ball point ...
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2013-11-13

The Recent E

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My wife's assistant asked me what sounded good for lunch.  I replied, "Tiger with Mushroom Sauce?" Her reply was, ...
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2013-11-09

My Timing Is Forty Percent Off

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I go to the groc store to buy one primary thing: a buffalo steak for a soup I get there and find none. NormaLLy there is a bin of ten. I ask...
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2013-10-08

Ethiopian Reader, Who Are You?

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I noticed today that I got 20 blog hits from Ethiopia. I rarely get African readers. Who are you? Share your eXperience of The Ernest.   I ...
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