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2017-06-19

What About Dessert?

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I saw that my second cousin who lives 80 miles away had quail and pheasants, day old birds, for sale. They raise game birds for commercial h...
2017-06-11

Cake Plus Cake Equals More Cake

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I am in the process of making a German chocolate cake for a charity event when I remember that I haven't got around to making my own bir...
2017-05-01

Things & Thoughts & A New Puppy

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----- I would do some housework, but there is something small and warm and brown and white and furry fast asleep on my leg. Snoring... -----...
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2017-03-29

Poem: Wiggle Worm Warm

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(After several weeks of dryness, where grassland fires have claimed the lives of local ranchers and thousands of acres burned, it has finall...
2017-03-21

Poem: Sprung

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Spring has sprung So summer can simmer Us on to an awesome Autumn  Of full Fall To store more for  To enter Winter Clearly a yearly Thing to...
2017-02-25

CPAP & CCCP

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Four Letters Long CPAC & CCCP Conservative Political Action Conference C is S sound in Russian & P is R CCCP is the Union ...
2017-02-21

Some Quotes

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"IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE MORE CHILDREN THAN YOU HAVE CAR WINDOWS." - ERMA BOMBECK "EVERY TIME I THI...
2017-02-19

A Few Things Drumpf

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Having Donald Trump go back out on the campaign trail after a month into the presidency is like hiring someone to do a job, but then they ke...
2017-02-04

New Word: Trumpacrazy

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15 down, 1446 to go -> Completed 1% of Trumpacrazy
2017-02-02

Orangey and The Bannon

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I have an idea for an animated series called, 'Orangey and The Bannon' based on the animated television show characters of Pinky and...
2016-12-06

Taiwan Won One Tie

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I can't imagine the United States government getting upset i f China's leader called the governor of the state of California, so...
2016-12-02

We Are Not Mice

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I sU dd enLY discovered that the kind folks who invented the lid for my disposable coffee cup added a recessed region for my nose to make...
2016-09-15

Movie Idea: Deplorable Me

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I came up with an animated movie idea: Deplorable Me based on Despicable Me, where the character Gru is replaced, somewhat, by Donald Trump...
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2016-07-12

Let The Fool Build His Wall

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I think they should go ahead and let Trump build his wall with his own money, but have to do it only 1 inch vertically at a time, complete ...
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2016-07-08

Tiny Useless Evil Minds

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A veRy sad day for our country. To target to kill people, especially police, simply because they are white is so unimagineably heinously bi...
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2016-07-07

Veteran Suicide Rate Misinformation

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I think the news organizations are misleading the public about the suicide rates of U.S. veterans. They report that veterans have a suicide ...
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2016-07-03

Determining My Cause of Death

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I have figured out how I am going to die. It will be by heart attack because someone, most likely my wife, frightened me. I spend a great de...
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2016-06-04

Another Happy Pineapple Plant Owner Has Happened

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This pineapple plant showed up at the diner, a present to Sandy from Frankie. Sometime in the future I will try to conduct a pineapple plant...
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2016-05-28

I Wonder If There Is A College Degree for This

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Some people are into time management, wild life management or managing their 401K stock market portfolio. I am forced into Dog Biscuit Manag...
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2016-05-20

No, I Am Not A Thief

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On any given night there is a strong chance I will be woke by a stray dog in the neighborhood. I sleep with my window open. ----- It has dec...
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2016-05-09

An Egg Sell Lent Dream

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I just woke from a simple short dream in which my wife walks into the room and announces that I will no longer be allowed to have pet rooste...
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2016-05-01

Do We Have a Serial Killer or a Hit Man on the Loose?

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Interesting Borger News: on Monday morning at the diner Sandy just barely avoided being shot while in the kitchen.  She had just turned to g...
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2016-04-06

Republican Pennsyl Mania

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This data shows that Republican voters in Pennsylvania want to have their cake and eat it too. Kasich polls last among the Republicans BUT ...
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2016-02-14

Puzzle: Solve 6 + 4 = 4

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I saw this puzzle on Facebook, and solved it by changing the 6 to a 0, to 0+4=4 Then someone else took a match from the + to change the 6 to...
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2016-02-06

The Last and Lost Jaguar in the United States of a Mirror of Culls

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I walk into the living room to tell my wife about the news story I have just read about the last wild jaguar named El Jefe that roams in Ari...
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2016-02-01

Cooper: Lasagna Delivery Service Complainer

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As I was preparing the dogs' food this morning, Cooper started complaining in a sad low volume whine. I told him, " Be quiet, there...
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2016-01-27

Design Rejected By School Admin

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I was asked to create a design for a school class T-shirt for a local school.  The graduating class is 2017, and they wanted to incorporate ...
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2016-01-24

Donald At The 5TH

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I am thinking perhaps Trump had drank a fifth of something, causing him to say this: "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and s...
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2016-01-16

Wal-Mart Dis Disappearing While Meteorite Guns Are Appearing

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I think its strange when someone writes an article with the headline:  " Walmart to Close 269 Stores, Lay Off 16,000 Employees ", ...
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2016-01-01

Happ Ne Yea & y w r

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(From Jan 1st 2016 PM) I am at the diner watching people play the card game 31 at the community table. The guy on the west side of the table...
2015-12-25

No Know Bernie

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I was sitting in my office chatting with my wife. She noticed an ad on a Facebook screen that had incorporated Bernie in it. She asked, ...
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2015-12-14

Our New Furry Friend, Pepper

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We discovered a rescue dog that needed a home, and I got him just as soon as I could this morning, in spite of being given the wrong address...
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2015-11-17

Novembernados

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We had an eXciting evening last night as tornados ripped through our area. The Haliburton oil field services facility in nearby Pampa was wi...
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2015-11-06

Texas Gas Non-Service, A Division of nONE Gas

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W e have properties that use natural gas supplied by Texas Gas Service. One is residential and the other is commercial. My wife handles th...
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2015-10-29

Paha Sapa Weeped for Me

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I have been veRy busy and distantly away. I spent a week in South Dakota visiting several relatives. I mainly stayed with one cousin wh...
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2015-10-28

AIG As Three Vowels

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Today's Dumb Business Joke: Billionaire investor Carl Icahn is calling for the company AIG to split up into 3 companies. At first I thou...
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2015-09-29

At the Corner of Jess-less & Kermit

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I took these photos in Rapid City. It appears someone likes to take Jess street signs.  The first photo is just to the west of the intersect...
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2015-09-20

The Queen of Alaska and an IQ Test Request

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Who knew that aLL it would take is a boy from Texas building a clock, for Sarah Palin to finaLLy admit she is the Queen of England. I dem...
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