Pages

▼
2019-11-01

A Point

›
We have reached a point in history  where one party has the evidence and the other party has the ever dunce ----- Blogger shows t...
1 comment:
2019-09-01

Poland Exists - September First

›
Y e a! It's S e pt e mb e r again'st!!!! A day to be thankful for my favorite month but also an anniversarial reminder of how ea...
2019-04-08

Two Years with a Four Legged Creature Named Hopper

›
Two very interesting years with my small dog Hopper !!!  He is always ready to go anywhere. Now, if we can just improve on him b...
3 comments:

The Obituary of Tim Schrandt

›
This obituary is one of my favorites of all time Tim Schrandt, age 63, of Spillville, IA died on Friday, March 29, 2019 at Gundersen Hea...
2019-01-12

WALL-D

›
For your enjoyment, WALL-D I purposely left the hair rough around the edges.
2018-06-22

I Saved Someone's Life Yesterday

›
Yesterday June 20th was a very traumatic day for me. I saved someone’s life. That someone is named Toby. Toby is my neighbor’s cow dog that ...
2018-04-25

I am a Door Able

›
I am in bed, almost asleep, when I get a text message from my wife in the living room at 9:30 PM. Text message: "The front door is open...
2018-04-16

Poem: Wild Wind Wiggle Works

›
The wild wind wiggle works  the old nails from their old over bored holes  of the old worn wood boards. The loose boards must be re-nail bou...
2018-04-12

Hopper at Day 365

›
It has been a wonderful year since my little friend Hopper mysteriously found his way into my backyard, and moved on into my heart. He is an...

Poem: Getting Syrious About Syria with DJT

›
"Very soon, or not so soon at all.",  said the orange hairy buffoon bumbling baboon who is 6 foot tall who thinks he thinks ...
2018-04-10

April's Fool Version 2018

›
On April Fools Day I take my father-in-law on a short trip across town. Given enough time he will ask me some ridiculous question. The quest...

Duckworth Birth

›
There was an interesting headline announcing that Tammy Duckworth was the first sitting US senator to give birth while in office. My questio...
2018-04-06

Dumbbell Jumble Tumble

›
A Poem for Today Mumble, mumble, mumble... Rumble, rumble, rumble... Dumbbell, dumbbell, dumbbell? Fumble, fumble, fumble! Crumble, crumble,...
2018-03-21

My Lack of Knowing North

›
I can't imagine why anyone, especially a true Texan, would want to bomb Austin Texas. I suddenly remembered a few minutes ago that I hav...
2017-08-16

The Average Urban Pigeon

›
I thought about how much of my entire life I have spent studying, visiting, worrying about, & basically contemplating 'public statue...

Hopper at Day 131

›
Hopper at Day 131 He often falls asleep in delightfully funny poses, often trying to be as close to me or Pepper as he can possibly be. He w...
2017-08-15

Too White

›
Days of Trump: 207  Done  1254  To Go Today Scary Moochie officially doesn't start his now not-so-new extinct ex-job. The non-excitement...
2017-08-07

Meat Me In Pyongyang, Dear

›
I think we should respond to North Korea's recent threat that, "The U.S. will pay dearly for imposing new sanctions" by sendin...
2017-07-31

I Spy With My Little Eye But I Would Most Likely Die If I Try To Apply

›
So, if Putin kicks hundreds of US diplomats out of his country, does this mean more opportunities for out-of-work spies? Where do I sign up?...
2017-07-29

This Could Very Well Be My Cryptic Suicide Note

›
Someone asked the question, "Who is going to break first, me or Trump?" My response: I feel your pain,  time just seems to drain, ...
2017-07-24

The Wicked Vet of The Middle

›
Hopper survived his second visit to the vet last week, but I am not sure that I did.  He got a different person this time, and I am not sure...
2017-07-22

The Wolf Who Cried 'Little Boy'

›
Jeff Sessions is trying to kill me but he doesn't really know about it. I wake up at 3 something AM to find out about the intercepted Ru...
2017-07-17

How Little Rain

›
How little rain can come down In our little desolate Texas town That only an ant could possibly drown And the grass will prob'bly stay c...
2017-07-12

Noise Troll Dumbass

›
Notice: He knows where his whole nose is and a hole of his nose is. The hole below his nose holes is known for its noise,  It generates grea...

A Sleep At The We'll

›
So, at 7:15 this morning I stop at the intersection of 3rd Street and Hedgecoke at a red light while headed west. Suddenly I wake up because...
2017-07-06

Knowbody No's The Trumple I've Schemed

›
167 Done  1294 (or hopefully less)  To Go He is gone to Europe, quick , somebody lock the door so he can't get back in! I Am The Biggest...
2017-06-19

What About Dessert?

›
I saw that my second cousin who lives 80 miles away had quail and pheasants, day old birds, for sale. They raise game birds for commercial h...
2017-06-11

Cake Plus Cake Equals More Cake

›
I am in the process of making a German chocolate cake for a charity event when I remember that I haven't got around to making my own bir...
2017-05-01

Things & Thoughts & A New Puppy

›
----- I would do some housework, but there is something small and warm and brown and white and furry fast asleep on my leg. Snoring... -----...
4 comments:
2017-03-29

Poem: Wiggle Worm Warm

›
(After several weeks of dryness, where grassland fires have claimed the lives of local ranchers and thousands of acres burned, it has finall...
2017-03-21

Poem: Sprung

›
Spring has sprung So summer can simmer Us on to an awesome Autumn  Of full Fall To store more for  To enter Winter Clearly a yearly Thing to...
2017-02-25

CPAP & CCCP

›
Four Letters Long CPAC & CCCP Conservative Political Action Conference C is S sound in Russian & P is R CCCP is the Union ...
2017-02-21

Some Quotes

›
"IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE MORE CHILDREN THAN YOU HAVE CAR WINDOWS." - ERMA BOMBECK "EVERY TIME I THI...
2017-02-19

A Few Things Drumpf

›
Having Donald Trump go back out on the campaign trail after a month into the presidency is like hiring someone to do a job, but then they ke...
2017-02-04

New Word: Trumpacrazy

›
15 down, 1446 to go -> Completed 1% of Trumpacrazy
2017-02-02

Orangey and The Bannon

›
I have an idea for an animated series called, 'Orangey and The Bannon' based on the animated television show characters of Pinky and...
2016-12-06

Taiwan Won One Tie

›
I can't imagine the United States government getting upset i f China's leader called the governor of the state of California, so...
2016-12-02

We Are Not Mice

›
I sU dd enLY discovered that the kind folks who invented the lid for my disposable coffee cup added a recessed region for my nose to make...
2016-09-15

Movie Idea: Deplorable Me

›
I came up with an animated movie idea: Deplorable Me based on Despicable Me, where the character Gru is replaced, somewhat, by Donald Trump...
1 comment:
2016-07-12

Let The Fool Build His Wall

›
I think they should go ahead and let Trump build his wall with his own money, but have to do it only 1 inch vertically at a time, complete ...
2 comments:
2016-07-08

Tiny Useless Evil Minds

›
A veRy sad day for our country. To target to kill people, especially police, simply because they are white is so unimagineably heinously bi...
5 comments:
2016-07-07

Veteran Suicide Rate Misinformation

›
I think the news organizations are misleading the public about the suicide rates of U.S. veterans. They report that veterans have a suicide ...
1 comment:
2016-07-03

Determining My Cause of Death

›
I have figured out how I am going to die. It will be by heart attack because someone, most likely my wife, frightened me. I spend a great de...
5 comments:
2016-06-04

Another Happy Pineapple Plant Owner Has Happened

›
This pineapple plant showed up at the diner, a present to Sandy from Frankie. Sometime in the future I will try to conduct a pineapple plant...
4 comments:
2016-05-28

I Wonder If There Is A College Degree for This

›
Some people are into time management, wild life management or managing their 401K stock market portfolio. I am forced into Dog Biscuit Manag...
3 comments:
2016-05-20

No, I Am Not A Thief

›
On any given night there is a strong chance I will be woke by a stray dog in the neighborhood. I sleep with my window open. ----- It has dec...
4 comments:
2016-05-09

An Egg Sell Lent Dream

›
I just woke from a simple short dream in which my wife walks into the room and announces that I will no longer be allowed to have pet rooste...
5 comments: