Bananana

One of my friends posted a note about the negative aspects of being compared to an unripe banana.

My Response:

I would think it would be worse to be reincarnated as a banana. Probably the only thing worse than that would be to be reincarnated multiple times back-to-back as a banana and all the other bananas knew about it and they all teased you calling you names like "Anna Banana-nana BeFoANana" and "Bill Murray" *

* obscure "Groundhog Day" film reference

Or probably the very worst thing would be if that last paragraph brought back strange haunting memories where 'everyone' was green then yellow and fruity and your final moments are spent drowning in pudding.


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