Absent For A Bit ....

I am away for a little while working on a few or more episodes for The Adventures of My Space Alien Alter Ego story ... will return (to Earth) soon!

Notice: Blogger has screwed up and lost a bunch of photos out of my blog! They are replaced with a gray silhouette of a human head. I will eventually get them replaced with the correct photo, it may take a while to find and fix everything. So some of my stories don't make much sense without their photos, sorry for the inconvenience.

esbb

2012-08-28

Invisible Instruments On The Moon

With thoughts of Neil Armstrong, I just realized that performing the act of "Air Guitar" on the moon would be referred to as "Vacuum Guitar".


Siri Us Stuff - I asked Siri "Is one-third of a lumberyard a lumberfoot?"



Tuned Watermelons: I discovered that you could arrange watermelons AT the groc store and play them like a xylophone. The couple shopping nearby thought it was cool. 

They were sniffing the cantaloupes. 

I asked them if they knew how to detect a cantaloupe that had been inspected several times but then rejected by other people. 

They said, "No"

I told them to look for several nostril impressions.

They laughed.



More things later ... maybe.

5 comments:

fmcgmccllc said...

But . . .if you have old nostril impressions it simply means the fruit was not YET ripe when others sniffed it. The bigger worry is the germs of all the sniffers, and now the music makers hanging out in the melon sections. Big Daddy told me touching fruit without a glove was almost a criminal event in Italy.

esbboston said...

fmcgmccllc: As always I am sure you are correct. Speaking about things automotive-mechanical, I found a very good website for preventive maintenance for my Power Stroke Diesel pickup. I ordered a secondary bypass oil filter today that is supposed to really extend the life of a motor, it is called an FS2500. You might find it interesting.

Link: FS-2500

Link: Power Stroke Help with Bill Hewitt

Rob Z Tobor said...

WOW Mr ESB, Tuned Watermelons sounds very cool, but I would assume they would change pitch as they ripen. Which would eventually end in a sort of splat noise.

Imagine going home and saying you have been banned from the local groc store for playing music on the fruit and veg.

fmcgmccllc said...

Who manufactures it?

esbboston said...

fmcgmccllc: The FS-2500 is manufactured by Filtration Solutions World Wide. I put a link to their website in my previous comment.

Filtration Solutions World Wide
18931 W. 158th Street
Olathe, Kansas  66062

Link: FS-2500

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