My Guide for Hunting Easter Eggs

This is a letter I sent to my pen-pal who shares my first name initial

Dear E,

Happy E-Day to You!

To assist you in your Easter Egg Hunting, I have created this useful guide of egg shaped letters and symbols complete with explanations, of course.

0 - egg

O - fatter egg

o - fatter but smaller egg

() - egg on a diet

@ - an "a" hatching, the shell is ...just... cracking open!

U - empty shell, too late

Q - something is squirming out of this egg, obviously snaky

6 - starting off curvy in life and headed north by northeast

D - "D" for dented egg

P - dented egg with something Possibly crawling out of it

R - same thing, only twins!

B - a stack of dented eggs (see previous item)

~ - this is the snake that crawled away from the "Q"

! - not a tiny egg, but actually a very large egg at a great distance with an obviously very large "thing" jumping out of it! Good thing we are this far away!!!

* - starfish - not an egg

& - ampersand, maybe it is an egg (?)

G - egg with a door that swings inwardly, how inconvenient.

C - egg with garage type doorway - missing door

% - West and East Egg-ermany, separated by Berlin Wall

9 - starting off curvy in life and headed south by southwest

LU-99999999999-V - a whole bunch of the previous thing on a Southwest Airlines jet, again, headed South by Southwest by Southwest

(LUV: stock market symbol for Southwest Airlines)

LUV,

E