A rabbit and a noun walk into a bar.
They ask the bartender, "I think we are running late, we were supposed to meet our friend, a priest, here several minutes ago. Is he already here?"
The bartender turns to me, Ernest the Humor Writer, and whispers, "I'm confused, am I in the right joke???"
I just tell him to read whats on his cue card.
Reluctantly and slowly, he says, "I think one of you has an extra 't' and one of you has an extra 'o' "
And the rabbit says, "Oh, which one of us?"
And the noun says, "I'm thirsty, I'll take that glass of tea you mentioned"
The bartender turns to me, Ernest the Humor Writer, and grins, "I get it now"
Six Miles
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