Sentence: Seals rarely eat Bob Hope's children
Response: The children of seals hope to eat food that bobs.
Sentence: The real question is do you love ponies?
Response: Ponies do love real equestrians.
Sentence: Hippos that love pudding don't reenact the bright spots of Howie Mandel's career
Response: He posed at the Louvre putting donuts in the nuclear reactor but now he stops as the deli man appears.
Sentence: Sometimes I look to the ghost of Macaulay Caulkin for advice when needed. He's not dead so thats a roadblock that has to be overcome (by killing him).
Response: Sometimes I see the ghost of Vice President Ford on his knees chasing Macaulay Caulkin. And the voice keeps saying, "Run Forrest, Run!!!", oh sorry, wrong movie. He is not dreadlocked under his hat, so come over and we'll be recycling him.
Sentence: Gastrointestinal disorders affect more than eagles.
Response: Ben Affleck and AFLAC have ordered Castro to stop testing morphine on the knees of all girls.