I noticed that the wife was making out a present list for different people and she had nothing (of course) under my name so I filled in some things for her:
* Porsche - an entire factory if she asks
* Yugoslavia - I really don't think it exists as a country anymore, so that should take a little extra effort, make the gift more meaningful
* Mars - either the planet or a candy bar, just a candy bar and not the entire factory this time, I'm kinda hungry now for something sweet
* Fibreglass - no explanation
* Ohio - again, no explanation
* Disneyland
* Enslave the entire subcontinent of India.
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