A Point

We have reached a point in history 

where one party has the evidence

and the other party has the ever dunce

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Blogger shows that (maybe) one person from Germany read over 300 of my posts in one day, yesterday. It would be interesting to know if this was something that really happened or just some computer playing some unknown game with my blog. If you are a real human, please leave me a comment, thanks.

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Be thankful for younger people.

The older me of today thanks the younger me of yesterday for having the wisdom to have the coffee pot cleaned up and filled with water every morning.

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Actually, I am waiting for the squid pro quo.

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I am expecting phone calls from my children today because it's National Fossil Day (Oct 16th)

Sadly, I didn't get any ..... (Oct 17th)

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Dream 2019.10.06

So in my dream last night I was being robbed at gun point by a man. He demanded my wallet. I told him, pointing at my car, “I drive a 30 year old car and have a part time job as a janitor, how much €#]*\¥ money do you think I have?!?!?”

He asked me, “What year model is that car?” and I said 1998, and he paused and then said, “That’s not 30 years(?).” and I responded, “Okay, so I’m not good with numbers either.”

He felt sorry for me and pulled out a $10 bill and gave it to me. And I responded, “Is that all?!?!?” He paused and gave me another 10, and left.

When I got back in my car I opened my bulging wallet that had exactly 1000 dollars in it, and put the money he gave me with it, and said, “Good, now I have one thousand and 30 dollars.”

Poland Exists - September First

Yea! It's September again'st!!!!

A day to be thankful for my favorite month but also an anniversarial reminder of how easily world wars can start by truly insane inept leaders and how difficult & costly they can be to end.

Poland exists today, yea!!!

Be thankful

Be happy

Know deep joy

Make a dessert

Make a friend

This Could Very Well Be My Cryptic Suicide Note

Someone asked the question, "Who is going to break first, me or Trump?" My response:

I feel your pain, 

time just seems to drain,

Drip.

Drip.

Too many times my waking thought

Is what the hell did I do to deserve what I got,

Blip.

Oh, the semi-horror beyond belief

Of the constant muffled internal scream of no relief,

Skip.

Skip.

And now there is a younger junior insane profane vulgurer version asinine assistant named Mooch,

My traumatized soul says, 

Its now just way too muuch,

Rip.

Noise Troll Dumbass

Notice: He knows where his whole nose is and a hole of his nose is.

The hole below his nose holes is known for its noise, 

It generates great hate or stingy stinky things irate 

with his know nothing voice noise,

Oh, vibratory vocal cords of discord tell us a story of mystery or history 

Or your busy family proclivity for business criminal activity.

CPAP & CCCP

Four Letters Long

CPAC & CCCP

Conservative Political Action Conference

C is S sound in Russian & P is R

CCCP is the Union of Soviet Social Republics

Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik

In Cyrillic alphabet: Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик

From Google Translate:

Консервативная политическая конференция действий

Konservativnaya politicheskaya konferentsiya deystviy

False Flag Operation at CPAC:

False Flag Operation at CPAC

A Few Things Drumpf

Having Donald Trump go back out on the campaign trail after a month into the presidency is like hiring someone to do a job, but then they keep wanting to redo the same exact job interview on a regular basis. Except now they want to talk about their new foxy Swedish girlfriend who is really just a fantasy.

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I think if Donald likes Florida so much, we should encourage him to stay there permanently, in his assisted believing facility.

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The President 'Meats' The Press

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A day without immigrants was an okay idea, but I would rather try A Day Without Donald. If that is a yuuuge success, then maybe we should try for a week, then a month, then a year, ...

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Benjamin Netanyahu and Bend The Truth Nutty Yahoo give a joint press conference from the White House.

(Definition: yahoo - noun - a rude, noisy, or violent person - red neck, boor, lout, oaf)

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One of the constitutional requirements for being president is to be at least 35 years old. I think it was put in place so that the president would be someone with hopefully some maturity. If Trump continues to act like he is 4 years old, then he should have to wait another 31 years to be president.

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Here is a partial list of new names Putin has for the US

Urinenighted Stains of Amerika

Amerikistan

Trumpmenistan (named in honor of fallen comrade Flynnski)

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Flynn is fleeing his job

Californians are fleeing their dam problem

Missiles are fleeing North Korea

Where should I flee ?!?!?

My new word: Ref-flee-gee

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Ending on something non-Trumpical

In the middle of the night I think I hear my wife say, "Our county is now purple, it was brown."

Nothing else.

I lay there for a while wondering if I misunderstood her, thinking, I'm pretty sure she is awake, not talking in her sleep.

After trying to think of alternate words I finally give up and ask her what she meant.

She was talking about the weather map on TV which has a picture but muted.

I just giggled. I had thought it might have been something political.

New Word: Trumpacrazy

15 down, 1446 to go -> Completed 1% of Trumpacrazy

Orangey and The Bannon

I have an idea for an animated series called, 'Orangey and The Bannon' based on the animated television show characters of Pinky and The Brain.

Orangey: What are we goin' to do today, Banny-On-On (yuuuge) ?

Bannon: The same thing we do everyday, Orangey, try to take over the world by pissing off slightly less than half of everyone on the planet.

Orangey: Who zit gonna be today, Steverino Bannonbino? Can we do Italy, our pizza delivery last night was late and the crust was burned.

Bannon: Let me check-in with the Kremlin first, you know how Putin can get when we act without his approval.

Orangey: Nyet!! I do nyet!

Bannon: Orangey, you aren't working on your Russian enough, 'nyet' means 'no'.

Orangey: Thatz what I said, 'I know'. Nyet-nyet-nyet, sounds like we are playing volleyball, (narf-ski!!!!!)

Taiwan Won One Tie

I can't imagine the United States government getting upset if China's leader called the governor of the state of California, so communist China shouldn't be so upset if Trump, who isn't even a real president yet, has a phone call to the 'wrong' China by talking to the leader of Taiwan. There is a strong possibility that Trump didn't know which China he was talking to on the phone, and there is an even higher probability that he didn't care if he was talking to the 'wr₀Ng' China.

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Here is my veRy first Dutch language joke:

The Dutch word for 'tail' is 'staart'. But the tail on my dog is at the end, so I would have chose the spelling 'eend'.

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I saw a news article where someone tried to blame part of Cuba's economic problems on the US embargo, but then I thought, didn't Cuba have the entire rest of the planet to try to conduct foreign trade?

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So Donald Trump and Al Gore have a meeting to find common ground. 

They both have 'al' in their first name and 'r' in the last. Oh, and one of them 'used' to be a Democrat.