Everything – Get a tattoo of everything on earth.
Just one tattoo will get everything. How? Don't think 'How', think 'Who', as in the book 'Horton Hears a Who' by Dr. Seuss, think small. Very small? No, smaller than that. Very, very, very small.
Tattoo a Blue Dot – 0.002 inches in diameter – in the palm of your hand. Its what the earth looks like from millions of miles away. Its too early in the morning to calculate exactly how many miles.
Optional Dual Coverage – A Black Dot – Same size – Based on previous scientific color human perception testing that I performed in the state of Connecticut in the year 1994, I realized that a blue dot would be what the earth would look like when illuminated by the sun, but when seen from the other direction far far away, it probably is much darker, so a black dot will do. Two dots, two views, now you truly have a view of everything on earth at one time, both directions.
Funeral Music – "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands" – now when people sing this song at your funeral it will be accurate, especially if you put a blue dot in the palm of one hand and a black dot in the palm of the other one..
Design Trademarked – please send me $25 for each single blue who dot tattoo, $37.50 for the dual dot view, dark & light, black & blue set, for a 50% price discount on the second dot.
Now you will be able to say things like:
"I've got a tattoo of the Great Wall of China – the entire thing, just look right there"
Just one tattoo will get everything. How? Don't think 'How', think 'Who', as in the book 'Horton Hears a Who' by Dr. Seuss, think small. Very small? No, smaller than that. Very, very, very small.
Tattoo a Blue Dot – 0.002 inches in diameter – in the palm of your hand. Its what the earth looks like from millions of miles away. Its too early in the morning to calculate exactly how many miles.
Optional Dual Coverage – A Black Dot – Same size – Based on previous scientific color human perception testing that I performed in the state of Connecticut in the year 1994, I realized that a blue dot would be what the earth would look like when illuminated by the sun, but when seen from the other direction far far away, it probably is much darker, so a black dot will do. Two dots, two views, now you truly have a view of everything on earth at one time, both directions.
Funeral Music – "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands" – now when people sing this song at your funeral it will be accurate, especially if you put a blue dot in the palm of one hand and a black dot in the palm of the other one..
Design Trademarked – please send me $25 for each single blue who dot tattoo, $37.50 for the dual dot view, dark & light, black & blue set, for a 50% price discount on the second dot.
Now you will be able to say things like:
"I've got a tattoo of the Great Wall of China – the entire thing, just look right there"
Additional Note: Help me become the richest man in the world. If I can sell the $37.50 dual dot tattoo design to half the world's population, I could get about 100 billion dollars and I think that would make me number one.
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