At the restaurant my waiter found two cigarettes on the floor under my table. They were in mint condition.
He handed them to me. I had told him they looked like mine.
He replied, "I've never seen you smoke!!!".
I don't smoke.
(He has waited on me like a bazillion times, knows my complete food and beverage order without me telling him anything, and he reminded the other waitress who actually took my order tonight to put bacon on my sandwich when I had forgot to tell her.)
I paused to calculate and said, "I quit 33 years ago, but these were my brand."
I let him have the cigarettes, I have no need for them.
It was actually 33 years and 2 months, but that would have been showing off.
S0mEtimEs pnEum0nia cAn bE a vEry g00d thing.
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