I think my second biggest fear is that my wife finds out that I'm reaLLy a robot.
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This is one of my younger son's favorite things to say about me to his mother in my presence: "I always had a feeling you didn't like good things, and now I know." He usuaLLy says it when I mention a new combination of foods and or sauces to eat together.
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I am having pain in my left elbow. My wife told me that it is probably arthritis. I told her its because she is making me work too much. Ouch-wife-is
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I thought they said it was going to be hot today. It's only 103 and they said it was going to be 104.
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Listening to the old men at the diner at breakfast today. One of them said, "When I first got married my wife was so young that on my way to work each morning I would drop her off at the day care center."
His voice carries and everyone in the room, the open area near the front of the diner, died laughing. I don't know who his wife is but I happen to have known his brother's wife and her sister for about twenty and thirty years but I have only known him for about a year.
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The nice thing about my wife getting a new iPad is that now I have a spare iPad.
I am hoping for an iPad soon that is iainmbanks-like, that hovers, is nuclear powered and has a weapons system.
The iPad Scare
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I heard the words "Chicken Fried Lobster" on teleBision and died laughing. It may be good, not sure, but it stiLL made me laugh.
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Spoiler Alert for Fargo the FX TV Series
Here is my ending for the season one of Fargo, which still has two episodes to go at this moment.
Gina Hess has Lester's baby without him knowing about it. One day in the distant future Lester, who has become more LorneMalvo-esque and an expert at insurance fraud, sees his son being tormented by his older Hess half-brothers (who know that Lester is the father) and rescues him by killing the Hess boys.
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This is one of my younger son's favorite things to say about me to his mother in my presence: "I always had a feeling you didn't like good things, and now I know." He usuaLLy says it when I mention a new combination of foods and or sauces to eat together.
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I am having pain in my left elbow. My wife told me that it is probably arthritis. I told her its because she is making me work too much. Ouch-wife-is
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I thought they said it was going to be hot today. It's only 103 and they said it was going to be 104.
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Listening to the old men at the diner at breakfast today. One of them said, "When I first got married my wife was so young that on my way to work each morning I would drop her off at the day care center."
His voice carries and everyone in the room, the open area near the front of the diner, died laughing. I don't know who his wife is but I happen to have known his brother's wife and her sister for about twenty and thirty years but I have only known him for about a year.
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The nice thing about my wife getting a new iPad is that now I have a spare iPad.
I am hoping for an iPad soon that is iainmbanks-like, that hovers, is nuclear powered and has a weapons system.
The iPad Scare
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I heard the words "Chicken Fried Lobster" on teleBision and died laughing. It may be good, not sure, but it stiLL made me laugh.
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Spoiler Alert for Fargo the FX TV Series
Here is my ending for the season one of Fargo, which still has two episodes to go at this moment.
Gina Hess has Lester's baby without him knowing about it. One day in the distant future Lester, who has become more LorneMalvo-esque and an expert at insurance fraud, sees his son being tormented by his older Hess half-brothers (who know that Lester is the father) and rescues him by killing the Hess boys.