How I Will Know: Ab-Do-Wo-men

Current mood:Just Listening To My Heater

Feb 6^th, 2009

How will I know when my wife is well from her big bad incision and abdominal revision?


I have several ways of monitoring her level at achieving success at lap happiness (and less pain duress). The best one is : She will resume singing the opening theme song of the sitcom 'The Big Bang Theory' on CBS evening television.

Feb 10^th, 2009

Yea!! She resumed singing the theme song from ‘The Big Bang Theory’ - she is getting well! We have proof! She was laughing so hard last night that she was hurting herself.

(So I wrote this poem to celebrate my wife’s pain)

Ab-Do-Wo-Men

When do men hurt your fem abdomen

. . . but still you hang around for more?

and its just a touch of that good warm kinda of pain,

the kind that only makes you sore.

Its when TV sitcom geeky men do and say

those absurd & funny, silly-silly things,

that almost send you laughing from chair to floor,

that results in abdo-women wiggle giggle strain,

(but still you just gotta hang around for more)

So the success of all our abdominal medical procedures will
involve a period of induced absurd silly stress,

which can be measured & monitored in the following manner

of tele-visual & chronological progress:

Is the patient able to watch a complete episode of the

odd ill-logical science goofiness,

called the 'The Big Bang Theory', on Monday eve, over on
their channel called CBS?

POETRY LINK: the next poem in my blog ...