A Cookie Rule

I have a new rule: If I forget what I am looking for in the middle of my pursuit, then I can just get a cookie. A cookie is something I rarely forget. I hope I remember this new rule.

I also realized that if I want a cookie but don't deserve one then all I have to do is pretend to look for something then pretend that I have forgot what I was looking for.

Bigger. If you just want a cookie you can always ask for something bigger, like Danish. When they ask for a clarification of which Danish, indicate that you want everything in the country of Denmark, to be it's absolute ruler and owner of all things Lego and non-Lego. Then negotiate for a cookie, maybe even one from Denmark, ah, a Danish cookie.

If your favorite cookie is not available, then it is required to eat two cookies simultaneously stacked on top of each other. I prefer chocolate chip macadamia nut.

&^)

Update 2010.12.06

My cookies [cashew sandies] were on sale so I sell-a-brate by eating two at a time instead of one. At 35% off, think of the money I'm not saving. The dog's portion of a tenth of a cookie hasn't changed, so I have actually increased from 0.9 to 1.9 cookies per treat session, more than doubling my mea$ure plea$ure trea$ure. If I include this in my resume I should easily land a job working for the IRS.