Lemonade Colored Carpet

My recent headline in Facebook and MySpace

Today's Life Lesson: Its a good thing carpet comes in a lemonade color.

Question From Person A: Do we want to know why carpeting should be lemonade colored?

My Response: Yes

Question From Person B: Because of man's best friend?

Question From Person C: But is it lemon-scented?

My Response:
It was simply an observation made
while drinking my glass of lemonade
that the color of my furry floor
matched to the cold beverage shade,
yet implications of accidents are made
when only an observation occured-nothing more.

Response from Person B: Mr. E. you never fail to make me feel better.

My Response:
... and the next time you come to B-Town you can swing by The Wife's place. She has lotza toys and will have even more soon (secret developments, hush hush) to make people feel & look better. Of course she doesn't use the medium of hilarity, well, not completely, there are other things...

My Mixed Mush

Some people prefer to use the brain's left side
and others the right of whats inside their frazzled head.
It seems I prefer to mesh and mix and mash my mush
to use the rhyme explain side with strained phrases instead.