Who's Last Name is 'NEEDS' ?

In one month (Feb '07), I bought my wife 5 telephones, 3 different technologies, for different purposes, business and pleasure. A) a new cellular for the nomad spirit in her, B) a set of 3 wireless tied to the home landline for the non-nomadic version of the tired wifey when she is at home in the evening and she doesn't want to reach out too far to touch someone with recharging stations strategically placed, and C) for work, this cool wireless headset phone that gives her hands-free mobility as she tends to cosmetology clients and she doesn't want to get mad because the phone is ringing off the hook while she is trying to tend to just one other human. BUT, trying to find a phone at my house is still cumbersome, as all 3 home phones seem to follow the wife around like a pack of puppies, only they hide.

Ring ring ring, "AnSweR that please" comes a 35% screamhollerplea across the house this morning, but the phone goes to answering machine mode before I can find the first one of the hidden triad. I look at the caller ID, "Who's last name is 'NEEDS' ?" I almost say to the wife and then I notice that the first name is 'RECHARGING'