"Shut the door when you leave, the light is shining in my eyes", came a low rumbling feminine noise from the bedroom this morning. Leave??? I left the bedroom a few hours ago, and I am standing over the stove cooking and confused, when I realize that the wife has just been talking to the dog who came into see me just now - probably heard Ante Meridiem food prep noises, smelled the eggs. This is a common type of question in our house.
"You talkin' to me?" - Robert De Niro in the movie 'Taxi Driver'
"Are you talking to me or the dog?" - Tamie to Ernest in real life
"Are you talking to me or the dog or yourself?" - Ernest to Tamie in real wife