I May Now Date Movie Stars

I found out today that someone paid seven thousand dollars for a date with Scarlett Johansson. BUT he didn't show up for the date. There was an auction for charity, and he won. But the man who won was married and he would have to fly to the opposite coast for the date, so he didn't go.

Copied from news article:

Bean Baxter from the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ (106.7 FM) paid $7,000 in a charity auction to spend the evening with the bombshell actress at the New York premiere of We Bought A Zoo

Scarlett Johansson stars in one of my favorite movies "Lost In Translation", and I would love to meet her.

SO ... I asked my wife who had just woke up in time to see the story on teleBision, would it be okay for me to go on a date with a movie star, especially Scarlett J, she said YES - SHE SAID YES!!! I couldn't believe she actually said yes, I laughed, but then she said we would not be paying any seven thousand dollars for me to get a date.

SO ... it's just a matter of price. I just need to find a cheap movie star. I imagine she would also have to qualify as "famous" according to my wife's "Qualifications of Famous".

Update 2011.12.14 22:30 - Switching To A Younger/Older Actress

I suddenly realized I am in "love" with a much younger Meryl Streep, the 36 year old Meryl from the 1985 Out Of Africa movie, who is much younger than me (current age) than her actual 62 at the moment which is much older than me.

This is how women really treat me.
Here is my most recent supper.

I just had a grilled chicken sandwich at my favorite spot to get one. The owner asked me if I wanted my usual during the order process, and I said yes, but I also emphasized 'French Fries' as I really have two 'usuals'.

The owner came by while I was eating and asked me how my meal was.

Holding up an onion ring, I said, "These French Fries taste a whole lot like onion rings."

Her reply with a smile, "Ern, sometimes I know what you really need."