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I May Now Date Movie Stars

I found out today that someone paid seven thousand dollars for a date with Scarlett Johansson. BUT he didn't show up for the date. There was an auction for charity, and he won. But the man who won was married and he would have to fly to the opposite coast for the date, so he didn't go.

Copied from news article:
Bean Baxter from the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ (106.7 FM) paid $7,000 in a charity auction to spend the evening with the bombshell actress at the New York premiere of We Bought A Zoo

Scarlett Johansson stars in one of my favorite movies "Lost In Translation", and I would love to meet her.

SO ... I asked my wife who had just woke up in time to see the story on teleBision, would it be okay for me to go on a date with a movie star, especially Scarlett J, she said YES - SHE SAID YES!!! I couldn't believe she actually said yes, I laughed, but then she said we would not be paying any seven thousand dollars for me to get a date.

SO ... it's just a matter of price. I just need to find a cheap movie star. I imagine she would also have to qualify as "famous" according to my wife's "Qualifications of Famous".

Update 2011.12.14 22:30 - Switching To A Younger/Older Actress

I suddenly realized I am in "love" with a much younger Meryl Streep, the 36 year old Meryl from the 1985 Out Of Africa movie, who is much younger than me (current age) than her actual 62 at the moment which is much older than me.

This is how women really treat me.
Here is my most recent supper.

I just had a grilled chicken sandwich at my favorite spot to get one. The owner asked me if I wanted my usual during the order process, and I said yes, but I also emphasized 'French Fries' as I really have two 'usuals'.

The owner came by while I was eating and asked me how my meal was.

Holding up an onion ring, I said, "These French Fries taste a whole lot like onion rings."

Her reply with a smile, "Ern, sometimes I know what you really need."


esbboston said...

I noticed that the movie has not opened yet, it is scheduled to open on Dec 23rd according to Wikipedia, and I am not sure when the date was supposed to take place, I was just going by the audio of Baxter Bean from teleBision show TMZ. When I wrote this piece I was under the impression that the show opening and missed ScarJoha date were a thing in the recent past.

From wikipedia:
We Bought a Zoo is an upcoming comedy-drama film directed by Cameron Crowe starring Matt Damon, Thomas Haden Church, Colin Ford, Scarlett Johansson, Desi Lydic, Patrick Fugit, and Elle Fanning.

The film is based on a memoir by Benjamin Mee about how the author and his family used their life savings to buy Dartmoor Zoological Park, a dilapidated zoo, replete with 200 exotic animals facing destruction, in the English countryside.

It is set for release on December 23, 2011

Mia said...

I'd do Meryl at any age.

Jewels said...

Your wife is nice. What you need to do is make a youtube video to ask a star out, (like a couple of Marines did).
I loved Meryl in Out of Africa. Also, I'd date Robert Redford from that movie/time, but not now.

esbboston said...

I just saw that Meryl will be on 60 Minutes on Sunday. So that mean on 60 Minutes 4,134 minutes from now.

esbboston said...

That last comment was supposed to be:

I just saw that Meryl will be on 60 Minutes (on CBS) on Sunday. So that means on 60 Minutes 4,134 minutes from now.

esbboston said...

Jewels: I think I have an even better IDEA !!! Instead of paying money to try to date a star, I should be trying to set my wife up on dates, passing her off as a celebrity! And making some money at the same time!

My wife is very well known locally, simply because:

A) she is a cosmetologist and
B) she is very good at what she does, cutting and coloring hair.
PLUS she fixes a lot of "other" peoples color disasters.

So I tease her that just like Sting, Madonna and Cher only need a single name, most everyone knows who 'Tamie' (single name) is who does hair in our town. As proof of that, I sadly don't bother to carry my own business cards, I carry my wife's business cards.

Julie said...

I like this post, thank you, you and your wife.

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