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2011-12-10

I Wonder Why Cain Is Not Able

I wonder why Hermain Cain doesn't think he is Eve-n Able to be president? Does he view himself at present to be too dented to be president, unworthy of Eve-n being in the Rose Garden?

(It might have sounded bad if I tried to also use an 'Adam' pun in that first sentence, so I left him out)

Even before the latest scandal, I thought that Cain combined the qualities that most Americans seemed to want in a President. He was an African-American, which the people seemed to like in Obama. He was a Republican and capable of saying stupid things like George W Bush. He had the apparent womanizing skill set of Bill Clinton. He seemed the "perfect" candidate, just based on the last three successful possessors of the Oval Office.

Maybe he was confused by the "Her" in his own name, or possibly the "main", or the struggles of having a rhyming name.

7 comments:

S. Stauss said...

Oh my goodness. This is the funniest thing I've read about Cain yet!

esbboston said...

S. Stauss: Thanks, I've had this floating in my head for about three weeks, and finally decided to write it down today.

fmcgmccllc said...

I think it has more to do with mama telling him to collect his balls and bat and come home to dinner. Then he was put in the no fun circle, a Montessori technique. Did I spell that right? Then he was grounded, a mama Nola technique.

esbboston said...

fmcgmccllc: yes, Montessori appears to be correct.

Mia said...

I printed up Cain and Unable bumper stickers months ago when there was talk of Bachmann as his running mate.

Jewels said...

I'm not a political person, so I love it when people can make it entertaining. I'll be eagerly awaiting your views on the others.

esbboston said...

Jewels: What others? (hah)

I try to avoid the politics, eXcept now Jon Stewart makes it entertaining, usually by pointing out the obvious.

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