A. R. R. T.

Here is my song for the day

Captain: Are ya ready kids?
Kids: (Aye aye, captain!)
Captain: I can't hear you!
Kids: (AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!)
Captain: Ohhhhh...who dwells in a housing complex constructed of fruit from the ananas comosus in a submariner manner?
Kids: (Absorbent Robert Rectangular Trousers!)
Captain: Absorbent and amarillo and angular is he!
Kids: (Absorbent Robert Rectangular Trousers!)
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you desire,
Kids: (Absorbent Robert Rectangular Trousers!)
Captain: Then serve him with lemon after roasting with fire!
Kids: (Absorbent Robert Rectangular Trousers!)
Captain: Ready?
Everyone: Absorbent Robert Rectangular Trousers, Absorbent Robert Rectangular Trousers, Absorbent Robert Rectangular Trousers, Absorbent Robert Rectangular Trousers
Captain: Absorbent Robert … Rectangular Trousers!