Absent For A Bit ....

I am away for a little while working on a few or more episodes for The Adventures of My Space Alien Alter Ego story ... will return (to Earth) soon!

Notice: Blogger has screwed up and lost a bunch of photos out of my blog! They are replaced with a gray silhouette of a human head. I will eventually get them replaced with the correct photo, it may take a while to find and fix everything. So some of my stories don't make much sense without their photos, sorry for the inconvenience.



An Egyptian Cat Walks Into A Bar

So I sit down at the counter of the diner and Jesus told me a half story of the Internet, saying that his girlfriend said something about Egypt, the Internet and cats. He couldn't remember that entire saying, so I used the Internet on my phone to google 'Egypt Internet Cat' - and the veRy first item had the saying that Jesus had tried to teLL me.

Saying: The Internet is just like ancient Egypt with people writing on walls and worshiping cats

Jesus got a kick out of me using the Internet to find a saying about the Internet, within about 15 seconds after he told me half the story.

I even risked my sandwich getting cold in order to find him the info. No, that isn't right, I don't think I had even ordered yet, hmmm, confusion.

I asked Jesus if I could blog this cat-Egypt-internet story and he said I could if I used his fake name of Don Juan Santiago de Sebastian ... I think I got most of that right but now it seems like I am missing one more name and now ever so slightly later it seems like I have the order slightly wrong.

I told him that I would give him a pseudonym of ... (and then I semi-randomly picked names using JESUS as an acronym), so his acropseudonym is

   James    (E name that I forgot)    Samuel    Ulysses    Saul

And then after aLL that creative effort he told me that I could use his real name.


Why am I eXtremely sad today? I went to the McRib location service and there does not appear to be a single McD restaurant in the entire lower 48 that has the sandwich for sale.

Apocalypse Confirmation.

On a brighter note I was able to upgrade the firmware in my TI-89 calculator so that it wiLL properly chat with my PC.

I need coffee.

And Spring.

Spring, where are you?


I just remembered something about math. I know how to do fractions using Egyptian Hieroglyphs. I should put that on my resume ...

UPDATE: I just got back from McD for breakfast. Guess what was on the tray liner paper .... that's right, a flow diagram for McRib. Talk about adding insult to injury!


fmcgmccllc said...

That McRib is such a teaser, now you see it and now you don't.

Rob Z Tobor said...

I was thinking about the saying

The Internet is just like ancient Egypt with people writing on walls and worshipping cats.

But I would just like to clarify if the worshipping cats are worshipping in general or only worship when they are on the internet. Maybe it has something to do with a computer mouse that attracts religious cats in a sort of ceremonial playing with the mouse.

OOOOOooooo I forgot to say I thought the pope edod was well cool

esbboston said...

fmcgmccllc: I read your comment and suddenly got hungrier. I think it was bcause the word teaser has eat, ate and tea in it. Excuse my use of the word bcause instead of because, Rob and I have been abusing the language again. I told my son the other day about you living north of Canada yet stiLL being the US in Michigan. He seemed unimpressed and seemed to think that parts of Alaska qualify. I haven't looked on a map yet.

Rob: I was confused for a second and a half about who pope edod was when I read it upside down, then I realized that you meant my "pope adod". I yam semi-elderly and eas-silly confused. (Not reaLLy, hahahahahaha) hope things are going okay for you in the UK today. Poetry! Yea!

Rob Z Tobor said...

DAMN I forgot about the e and the a ....... popa edod is not quite right.

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