My wife picks me up at the entrance of the maLL. I teLL her that I think I got my eXercise in for the whole month. She replies, "A whole month's worth in one day?!?!?" I teLL her, "weLL, February is a short month."
T-"Did you want to go to Wal-Mart before we leave town?"
E-"No, because we would interfere with eXercise scheduled for the month of March"
This Is Cool: Use google search engine to balance chemical equations!
I have a new name for the neXt pope.
What is cool about that name is that it is the same when viewed upside down.
This is useful if the pope puts his name tag on upside down.
Waste what little time I have left on earth.
That's what some people do. I stop at a convenience store on the way home to get a six pack for a get together at my house. I am not actuaLLy drinking this but getting it for others.
The C-store clerk asks me for my ID. I crack up laughing because I am not even close to the legal age limit. I am old enough that when I was 18 that was the age limit, and now I am over THREE times that number! But then I notice that she isn't ringing up my purchase and find out she seriously wants to see my ID. She actuaLLy reads my ID.
I am not sure if I have ever been carded in my entire life. She told me that they card everyone.
I can't wait to turn 18 x 4 = 72 to see if I continue to get carded. ... or 90 ... but hopefuLLy I am no longer driving by then.