Patching the Puppy's Pool

If you use clear duct tape to patch your dog's above ground swimming pool to repair the damage caused by using a snow shovel to drain the water (i.e. create your own version of a manually driven muscle powered tsunami machine), you might be a Redneck. Only a Redneck wouldn't use the word 'tsunami', he would use the technical term "big ol' wave". The only time a Redneck uses "tsunami" is as a complete sentence in a hog calling contest.