Jun 21st, 2013
The stock market is semi-crashy! Yea!!!
Oct 27th, 2012
If you want to try to pronounce Barak Obama's first name correctly, just try saying the two words "Broke" and "Break" at eXactly the same time.
Sep 25th, 2012
It is NOT a news story worthy of the Wall Street Journal to report that Bill Clinton doesn't know what his wife's plans are for running for President of the United States in the year 2016.
Jun 25th, 2012
"Of the two Garfields, you wouldn't think the cat would turn out to be the more compelling presidential speechwriter, but there you go." - Randall Munroe
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Jun 21st, 2012
I think there wiLL always be piece in the Middle East.
Dec 31st, 2011
In 1896 William McKinley didn't run for the office of President of the United States of America. He sat. On his front porch. And won.
Dec 17th, 2011
I would run for President on the Repub ticket, but they would probably want me to shave every day, and I'm just not ready for that level of commitment plus the razor eXpense.
I always wondered how long it would take the Iraqi government to fall apart after the American troops left. It turns out the answer appears to be negative 14 days.
Oct 23rd, 2011
We invaded Iraq.
Indirectly killed their dictator.
My fuel price went up.
We invaded Libya.
Indirectly killed their dictator.
My fuel price went up.
I can't afford to keep killing dictators.
Oct 1st, 2011
Oh great, now Presidential candidate R. Ick Perry wants to send US troops to fight the drug war in Mexico.
[My 'great' was sarcasm]
Did you like how I spelled his name? My own lil invention ... hehehaha
My aunt said maybe we should send all the senators instead.
I agreed with her.
May 18th, 2011
Just when Arnold S. thought his political career might be over and have to go back to being a movie star, it now appears he is qualified to be the head of the IMF.
Older Item(s):
May 9th, 2011
Headline today: "Cuba Studying Ways To Allow Residents To Travel Abroad"
Here is my suggestion: A Ticket, A Door, A Ramp, & An Airplane
Oh, its worse than I eXpected, they aren't yet "studying", they are still stuck at the "planning to study" stage.
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Date Unknown
Me: "I'm sure glad World War III is over"
Wife: "Yes, I'm glad I can get my arm behind my back"
Me: "WHAT are you talking about?!?!? (knowing that she was talking about her broken arm recovery) I was talking about OBL being captured... yes, I get those two confused every once in awhile, (now I begin alternating hand motions as if comparing two objects), OBL, My Wife, OBL, My Wife, ..., ..., ..., ..."
The stock market is semi-crashy! Yea!!!
Oct 27th, 2012
If you want to try to pronounce Barak Obama's first name correctly, just try saying the two words "Broke" and "Break" at eXactly the same time.
Sep 25th, 2012
It is NOT a news story worthy of the Wall Street Journal to report that Bill Clinton doesn't know what his wife's plans are for running for President of the United States in the year 2016.
Jun 25th, 2012
"Of the two Garfields, you wouldn't think the cat would turn out to be the more compelling presidential speechwriter, but there you go." - Randall Munroe
Visit xkcd.com
Jun 21st, 2012
I think there wiLL always be piece in the Middle East.
Dec 31st, 2011
In 1896 William McKinley didn't run for the office of President of the United States of America. He sat. On his front porch. And won.
Dec 17th, 2011
I would run for President on the Repub ticket, but they would probably want me to shave every day, and I'm just not ready for that level of commitment plus the razor eXpense.
I always wondered how long it would take the Iraqi government to fall apart after the American troops left. It turns out the answer appears to be negative 14 days.
Oct 23rd, 2011
We invaded Iraq.
Indirectly killed their dictator.
My fuel price went up.
We invaded Libya.
Indirectly killed their dictator.
My fuel price went up.
I can't afford to keep killing dictators.
Oct 1st, 2011
Oh great, now Presidential candidate R. Ick Perry wants to send US troops to fight the drug war in Mexico.
[My 'great' was sarcasm]
Did you like how I spelled his name? My own lil invention ... hehehaha
My aunt said maybe we should send all the senators instead.
I agreed with her.
May 18th, 2011
Just when Arnold S. thought his political career might be over and have to go back to being a movie star, it now appears he is qualified to be the head of the IMF.
Older Item(s):
May 9th, 2011
Headline today: "Cuba Studying Ways To Allow Residents To Travel Abroad"
Here is my suggestion: A Ticket, A Door, A Ramp, & An Airplane
Oh, its worse than I eXpected, they aren't yet "studying", they are still stuck at the "planning to study" stage.
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Date Unknown
Me: "I'm sure glad World War III is over"
Wife: "Yes, I'm glad I can get my arm behind my back"
Me: "WHAT are you talking about?!?!? (knowing that she was talking about her broken arm recovery) I was talking about OBL being captured... yes, I get those two confused every once in awhile, (now I begin alternating hand motions as if comparing two objects), OBL, My Wife, OBL, My Wife, ..., ..., ..., ..."
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