The Law of The See

'Bermuda Triangle?' - I think a more effective way of dealing with Somali pirates would be to have them quietly and mysteriously disappear FOREVER. When they don't return it will make their remaining buddies on dry land think twice about getting in a boat. "Beyond this point there be dragons, Matey, argh"

I kinda like the idea of building a gigantic mechanical jaw to make bite marks in the pirate boats and then set the empty boats adrift. I would nick name the device 'McGruff'.

This would become part of the Law of the Sea, - "Boss, we have looked everywhere, but we don't SEE them"

Another idea that popped into my head: How 'bout sending them to Myanmar and put under house arrest for 23 years or longer ??? ...

So you thought that you'd go steal a boat

Or anything of value that happened to float

Too bad you can't read the English I just happily wrote

Now dear pirate you are of little note -

Burma Slave

Update 2010.11.18

I saw this particular item while Google searching and just died laughing:

Somali Pirates Disclose They Are A Subsidiary Of Goldman Sachs