Today's Dumb Business Joke:
Billionaire investor Carl Icahn is calling for the company AIG to split up into 3 companies. At first I thought, "That would be easy, just call the new companies 'A', 'I', and 'G'. But it gets a bit complicated, because the G of AIG stands for 'Group', and if you are going to Ungroup the company then the new names would be A, I, and U. But based on the amount of money involved with the federal government bailing out AIG during the recent financial crisis, they should call them I O U.
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Six Miles
20 minutes ago
5 comments:
I dont know why, but I was thinking AIG as three Voles. This gives more options.
ILI.
Rob: I thought I knew what a vole was, and I was correct. I am totaLLy unsure the connection between vole and AIG.
fmcgmccllc: I am not sure what a ILI or lLI isn't.
I Like It. Can't believe I stumped you.
fmcgmccllc: stump me you did. My phone must like you because typing fmcg will try to autocomplete to fmcgmccllc now.
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