Bull Frog Dog

My friend mentioned that her dog just leaped like a bull frog.

My Response: What noi-ses does he says? Anything close to "rib bit" ? That could possibly mean a frog transformation is in progress. Of course, if he is suddenly speaking Angle-ish part of the time, he could have meant that he "bit a rib" while devouring wild game on the savannah, most likely during a puppy dreamtime... By the way, I believe cow frogs eXist but they rarely leap, they are typically too busy reading and knitting. And everyone knows you aren't s'pposed to run through the house with knitting needles, or leaping with them.

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Cooper looks funny wandering through the house slowly with a dog biscuit partially hanging out of his mouth. He could be on the cover of Cigar Aficionado magazine.

Woke up to a cold white morning. Snow is rare here and today not very deep. Probably not enough to build a snow man, maybe enough for a snow midget. I must venture out in it soon to the groc store, for I am outta eggs. I do have my truck engine heater plugged in so it starts with less clanky clankity clank noise. It appears to be a cold enough day for pants. Pants season usually only lasts for the better part of three months for me. I can always seem to get warmed up, but not reliably cooled off, so I own few pants, mainly shorts.

The house across the street has really dark shingles and there is just enough snow filled in the cracks and then wind blown clean of accumulation, so it has the appearance of the new finger nail polish that women are wearing that has the cracked appearance. (I know about things like this because we are '.cracked.' dealers.)