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From CNN: Obese Pets Are A Growing Problem

Now my lil brain wants to make a hyaku with 'much' 'munch' 'mutt' and 'lunch'.

I tend to write rather dan-ger-ous poetry in the dark AM's.

Obese pets are a

Growing problem tend to be

Eating all they see

My mutt munched muchly

How longingly at his lunches

Now belly bunches

After cleaning all

The food from his bowl complete

Demands dental treat

Every night at nine

There is an insistent "please!"

For a slice of cheese