I was in the other room a few minutes ago, and Barak H Obama started yeLLing at me!
Imagine my surprise!
When it happens just moments after waking up from a much needed nap and you are stiLL tired it can be rather scary.
I went running from the living room screaming with my hands over my ears.
Don't worry, I made sure I put my left hand on my left ear and my right hand on my right ear.
Do you realize how difficult it is to do the opposite AND also run safely through a room with dog chew toys scattered almost everywhere?
I live dangerously ...
(I do a wide variety of siLLy things for the pure purpose of cheering up my wife.)
WeLL, I must go now, my lovely wife has made chicken gumbo. I have more interesting food news about her, but I must publish a new invention, a burger, on my recipe blog. Soon ....
Link to Edvard Munch's "The Scream"
Update: I am half way through my bowl of chicken gumbo and I see something different, smaLL and yeLLow.
I say, "There's corn in my gumbo!"
I look across the living room and my wife is smiling mischieveously, then she said, "It took you long enough [to notice]!"
2012-09-03
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There is going to be a lot of yelling over the next few months - I suggest ear plugs - or unplugging TV and radio
Badger: Its a good thing I buy ear plugs in bulk. I am looking forward to seeing your vacation photographs of the cycling adventures.
Just to let you know I have successfully managed to put my right hand over my left ear and my left hand over my right ear....
We don't have gumbo in the UK in fact my spell checker says there is no gumbo.....
:-)
I'm going to shout that, today, whilst walking to yoga: THERE'S CORN IN MY GUMBO!
Pearl
Rob: Am I glad you can do this? Glad I am. I tried doing the right on left and left on right and discovered that individuaLLy I can put the palm of each hand on the opposite ear, but I can not do both hands at the same time! I am thinking this should be a requirement for getting into special forces like SEALS or Rangers or Cirque du Soleil security.
Pearl: hahahaha - I can just imagine you doing the corn in yoga vocal burst. I am now envious of your yoga abilities. (They are classified as abilities?)
2nd Pearl - I remembered that I was going to do the stand on one foot in the yoga-urt section of the groc store for you (comment on Aug 30th - I had to do my research) - so not only did I do the standing on one foot, I momentarily went on my toes. Hehehahahoho. I didn't see any security cameras.
3rd Pearl: I told Tamie about your CORNy ToYoga shout, and her reply vvas, "It vvasn't that much corn!"
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