Diagnosis: I thought the Start Button on my microwave oven was flaky, but it turns out that the "Door Closed Sensor" probably just needs adjusted. My son discovered that pushing against the already closed door while pushing the Start Button makes it start reliably.
HopefuLLy nothing else goes wrong that would require me to simultaneously hold my foot against left side while resting my chin on the top side while pressing my elbow against the right side.
I just want to heat my pancake syrup.
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My least favorite GEICO commercial: Eddie Money Travel Agency
Later: I just saw the GEICO commercial where the gecko is talking about his virtual coffee - which suddenly reminded me about the pot of real coffee I made but then forgot about while watching something interesting on teleBision.
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Earlier in the afternoon I saw that it was 20 F outside. The F stands for Far in height, but it can also mean Far in length, too. So I set a target of 20 miles for walking at the park. I came within 19.5 miles of my target, but I won't say [weather] I was high or low. I am now safely eating inside, eating a griLLed chicken sandwich with bacon while chatting with Jesus and James. IronicaLLy the first thing James asked me about was Germans going below absolute zero. I doubt them.
Link to Going Below Absolute Zero
Also, the snow in the shadow of the foot bridge at the park was reaLLy neat. Link to PHOTO
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Oops! I'm in trouble.
It is now 12:18 AM and I believe there is no where in my city that I can buy fresh jalapeño peppers. At least any place that I know.
If you happen to have a spare JP, bring it by, but don't ring the doorbeLL. Because I don't have one. And you might wake up people who are less enthusiastic about satisfying my need to make a perfect soup.
At this point there are probably three of you out there who are thinking, "If this guy can grow pineapples, why didn't he think to grow jalapeno peppers?" (I didn't speLL it with an ñ that time because I didn't know if those three people are comfortable in their use of squiggly n's.)
I wiLL gladly reimburse you two peppers for one later today, that is how desperate I am. I must stir now, good-bye.
4 comments:
I was just thinking Mr ESB
"If this guy can grow pineapples, why didn't he think to grow jalapeno peppers?"
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I was also thinking 20F is rather cold we use C over here and 20F =-6.66667C and that is quite cold, very cold if you are a pineapple.
I think that 6.66667 is really 6.66666666666666666 recurring but no one likes recurring cold weather
I had a veRy difficult time getting comments to work, I finaLLy logged off then back on.
You are obviously one of the three.
Jalepenos kill the common cold.
Be prepared, my man. Be prepared.
They must work pretty weLL, as I haven't seemed to have succumbed to the cold this season. Or its statistics. Possibly its my sudden new interest in biochemistry, aLL those molecules in my body finding out, "hey, he is reading about aLL of us, we had better get our act together and quit messin' around or he might replace us."
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